Jack and Jill went up the hill

[Exosist]

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two-fifty... that fucking whore!

 

[Mach1]

Man, I haven't heard an Andrew Dice Clay line in YEARS. Brings back good memories.

 

[DieselGunz]

Man, I haven't heard an Andrew Dice Clay line in YEARS. Brings back good memories.

he is the man!

 

[silverfish]

he is the man!

He was the man, sucks now.

 

[stilleto]

He was the man, sucks now.

now he works in a car wash, giving change.

 

[Exosist]

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said 'Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?

 

[wootoom]

He was the man, sucks now.

lol

 

[Lestat]

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said 'Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?

haha

 

[Exosist]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. She bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.

 

[Exosist]

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

 

[Exosist]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored her flabby tits and licked her asshole clean.

 

[Exosist]

Hickory Dickory Dock, this chick was suckin' my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block.

 

[Exosist]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burned off his fuckin' dick!

 

[Exosist]

Mary Mary quite contrary... trim that pussy, it's so damn hairy!

 

[blut wump]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggy a bone
When she bent over,
Old Rover rushed over
And slipped in a bone of his own

Looks like I should have read some of the earlier posts

 

[Tytan]

lol man, you`re killing me.

 

[Razorguns]

Dice Rules!!!!

i love his tyrant on cnn (or was it fox?) That was classic!

 

[powerslave]

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie jerked off in his girlfriend's eye. When that eye dried shut, Georgie fucked that one eyed slut.

 

[Exosist]

Dice Rules!!!!

i love his tyrant on cnn (or was it fox?) That was classic!

It was CNN, I found it.

CNN interview transcript: "Stand-up Guy"
Host: Let's talk a little bit about where your career has been --

Clay: (laughing in disbelief) I can't believe it, you know what I mean?

Host: You, of course, were a headline guy, and then --

Clay: I'm still a headline guy, you know what I mean?

Host: For a while you popped out, and now you're coming back --

Clay: I'm coming back... (motioning a cycle with his hands) it's what I do...

Host: For a while you were actually... you were running a gym? Tell us about that.

Clay: (irritated) Running a gym?

Host: Weren't you running a gym at some point?

Clay: You're supposed to be a news guy, where are you getting your fucking information?

Host: That's our research...

Clay: This is ridiculous. I come on CNN, and the guy don't even know what he's talking about. Go 'head.

Host: At no point were you running a gym?

Clay: No, no... running a gym? What do you need a workout or something?

Host: Do you need to take a time out?

Clay: Jesus fucking Christ... with these guys. I come on the news for two seconds... an-and you want to say... every time I do an interview a guy wants to open his fucking mouth. Can't even do a little fucking routine here.

Host: Alright Andrew, thank you very much, we thought that you could hold back.

Clay: (removing microphone) You know? Go fuck yourself. You know what? Fuck the whole fucking network. (leaves)

Host: (to camera) Alright. We'll go back to talking about Art Carney.

Clay: (off camera) Fucking jerk-off. Fucking asshole guy.

Host: And we'll be back in just a moment to fill you in on the Art Carney situation.