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Ive Had The Chop !!

tinytank

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ok for a start , i feel like someone has put a paper cut right round the end on my cock. still dizzy from the drugs. and the bandage keeps falling off.
Ive also just woke up with a semi !! i woke up with a fucking chubby, felt like my dick was gonna burst . felt the stiches strech.. This will be alot harder than i though.
 
Dude that shit must hurt...When should the stitches be gone and such?
How is your heal rate? Do you heal fast?
 
it only hurts for the first few days cuz ur heads really sensitive from being sheltered underneath the skin for all these yrs. after awhile its all good. and by really sensitive, i mean HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER for the first little while.
 
Angel said:
Dude that shit must hurt...When should the stitches be gone and such?
How is your heal rate? Do you heal fast?


stiches should desolve within 3 weeks she said.. i think,, i was drugged up when she told me.

but i do remeber her saying no relations for 4-6 weeks maybe more, it needs to be healed up fully.. !! FULLY ! and im on some crazy ass pain killers , i cant watch TV cause i just cant concentrate long enough get all dizzy and just wanna fall asleep.
 
Yarg! said:
it only hurts for the first few days cuz ur heads really sensitive from being sheltered underneath the skin for all these yrs. after awhile its all good. and by really sensitive, i mean HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER for the first little while.


too much blood round it now to be sensative .. im not lookin forward to a bath 2morrow though ... damm i think i may cry ! :worried:
 
tinytank said:
too much blood round it now to be sensative .. im not lookin forward to a bath 2morrow though ... damm i think i may cry ! :worried:

WHATEVER YOU DO, dont get soap on it.
 
I'm just so glad this is not my son, I swear to god ...
 
shit my knob is climbing inside me just reading this thread OUCH
 
hmm
 
tinytank said:
ok for a start , i feel like someone has put a paper cut right round the end on my cock. still dizzy from the drugs. and the bandage keeps falling off.
Ive also just woke up with a semi !! i woke up with a fucking chubby, felt like my dick was gonna burst . felt the stiches strech.. This will be alot harder than i thought.


No pun intended right?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
tinytank said:
and why is tht missy ??!!! Lol
... just to imagine you're current state, pleasus jeesus :rolleyes: I've been married twice, and I have a son and a stepson ... sick men are bad ... sick men in pain are real bad ... a man recuperating from SURGERY ON HIS PENIS?!! :eek2: NO FRIGGING WAY!!! You couldn't fucking pay me enough to take on that duty!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
:lmao:

Who in their right mind would post about a sex change operation? oh shit, wait...this is EF!! hahahaha

He was circumcised (sp?)

i should have paid attention to the thread title.

Isn't it way too late to get it chopped off. Most usually do it right after birth or before they are adult men. Because it hurts otherwise.
 
well, lastnight was the worst night of my life !! 2am woke up because i had a hard on.. honestly i felt every stich in it, streching.dont know what was worse the pain , or the thought of the end of ur dick exploding. woke up like every hour after that with a semi... i never reilised how many hard ons i get in a night.. and this morning the bandage fell off, belive me, non of u wanna see a pic of this, i still have half a forskin they just took the end off. it kinda looks like a big maggot blood bath kinda thing. :worried:
 
pintoca said:
dude,

can you post this somewhere else, like in your own private internet or something :worried:

maggot blood bath thing too much to bare huh ??

hope i didnt put u off ur dinner.
 
mother fuck where's fucking perkele or pintoca to lock this fucking thing.

they show up at teh most inconvenient times, but when you need them they're gone???!!
 
patsfan1379 said:
mother fuck where's fucking perkele or pintoca to lock this fucking thing.

they show up at teh most inconvenient times, but when you need them they're gone???!!

I'm here

but besides the fact that reading this thread drives my gonads up my thorax he has all the right to post his ordeal. hence no lockage

I've been thinking long and hard where to move it too... There is no forum in this board, or anywhere else in the Internets this thread could call "home".

:worried:
 
pintoca said:
I'm here

but besides the fact that reading this thread drives my gonads up my thorax he has all the right to post his ordeal. hence no lockage

I've been thinking long and hard where to move it too... There is no forum in this board, or anywhere else in the Internets this thread could call "home".

:worried:


put it in the women's fitness forum.
 
You know people buy foreskins and make nightcremes out of them - Could have made some money from your pain!!
 
pintoca said:
well, unless the stitches stop working, he still has something attached down there... Let's wait a week or so


his foreskin is dangling half-off like a newbord babies umbilical(sp?) cord. we just don't have time man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
did you ask if oral was ok?

tee hee
 
tinytank said:
ok for a start , i feel like someone has put a paper cut right round the end on my cock. still dizzy from the drugs. and the bandage keeps falling off.
Ive also just woke up with a semi !! i woke up with a fucking chubby, felt like my dick was gonna burst . felt the stiches strech.. This will be alot harder than i though.
the worst part is, once it "heals" that bursting stretching feeling of dsitruction will be there for a good long while.

youl have to manually stretch it (so i hear).

just cut the whole thing off
 
tinytank said:
too much blood round it now to be sensative .. im not lookin forward to a bath 2morrow though ... damm i think i may cry ! :worried:
if u take a bath the stitches will dissolve and ur penis head will fall off
 
tinytank said:
well, lastnight was the worst night of my life !! 2am woke up because i had a hard on.. honestly i felt every stich in it, streching.dont know what was worse the pain , or the thought of the end of ur dick exploding. woke up like every hour after that with a semi... i never reilised how many hard ons i get in a night.. and this morning the bandage fell off, belive me, non of u wanna see a pic of this, i still have half a forskin they just took the end off. it kinda looks like a big maggot blood bath kinda thing. :worried:
TT, why the HELL don't you call your doctor and ask for a shot of fucking DepoProvera? Holy shit, you stretch/tear stitches you're gonna take forever to heal AND get all sorts of scarred up.

Shit, if you can't have sex for a month to six weeks anyway, whats the difference?! Get something that will kill your sex drive, call the surgeon, call your GP call SOMEONE! There has GOT to be drugs out there that will stop you from having erections until you've healed up. This sounds like some sort of sick freaking torture.
 
musclemom said:
TT, why the HELL don't you call your doctor and ask for a shot of fucking DepoProvera? Holy shit, you stretch/tear stitches you're gonna take forever to heal AND get all sorts of scarred up.

Shit, if you can't have sex for a month to six weeks anyway, whats the difference?! Get something that will kill your sex drive, call the surgeon, call your GP call SOMEONE! There has GOT to be drugs out there that will stop you from having erections until you've healed up. This sounds like some sort of sick freaking torture.


yeah i was wondering what if there was a drug to kill my sex drive.. because lastnight was the worst night of my life, felt like my dick was about to explode, was horrible.. thing is because its been cut its more sensative,, meaning i get aroused more. Like wholey shit !!! cant fall asleep tonight.
 
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how do i stop getting erections ?? honestly, u thought the pain would stop it, but it just doesnt.. !! HELP
 
tinytank said:
thanks ill try tht,, but i mean a drug.. shurly there is like a anti-viagra ???
I have no idea.
Doesnt the military use some thing like salt peter or whatever it is called?
 
Angel said:
I have no idea.
Doesnt the military use some thing like salt peter or whatever it is called?
Saltpeter doesn't do anything, that's a myth. Which sucks because that you can get at any decent pharmacy/chemical supply house.

Depo-Provera, it's what they use to chemically castrate sex offenders ... but a doc would have to give the shot, it's a hormone ... shit there's tons of antidepressants and blood pressure medications that have the side effect of impotence, I can't imagine why they wouldn't put him on it, this makes no sense.

I can do some research but most herbs take time to work.

Tinytank, did you ask your doctor/surgeon for something that will suppress/prevent erections, yes or no?

Edit: Everything I'm finding about adult circumcision says that erections during the healing period ARE BAD, they could disrupt the sutures. Dude, you NEED to talk to your doctor.
 
musclemom said:
Saltpeter doesn't do anything, that's a myth. Which sucks because that you can get at any decent pharmacy/chemical supply house.

Depo-Provera, it's what they use to chemically castrate sex offenders ... but a doc would have to give the shot, it's a hormone ... shit there's tons of antidepressants and blood pressure medications that have the side effect of impotence, I can't imagine why they wouldn't put him on it, this makes no sense.

I can do some research but most herbs take time to work.

Tinytank, did you ask your doctor/surgeon for something that will suppress/prevent erections, yes or no?

Edit: Everything I'm finding about adult circumcision says that erections during the healing period ARE BAD, they could disrupt the sutures. Dude, you NEED to talk to your doctor.

short answer no.... and waking up like 15 times in a single night due to erections causeing so much pain it feels like ur stiches are about to burst, cant be good . there must be something i can do ??
 
tinytank said:
short answer no.... and waking up like 15 times in a single night due to erections causeing so much pain it feels like ur stiches are about to burst, cant be good . there must be something i can do ??
No that you asked your doctor or no, they claim there's nothing they can do? (that's gotta be bullshit, you can't tell me some combination of an antidepressant and either depoProvera or Tamoxifen wouldn't do it)

Edit: and no, straining your stitches IS NOT GOOD, it's FUCKING BAD, you're gonna fuck yourself up!

Did you TELL the doctor you're getting 10 to 15 nightly erections and waking up in AGONY and pulling on your stitches and reopening the wound (it really doesn't hurt to play up the situation)
 
musclemom said:
No that you asked your doctor or no, they claim there's nothing they can do? (that's gotta be bullshit, you can't tell me some combination of an antidepressant and either depoProvera or Tamoxifen wouldn't do it)

Edit: and no, straining your stitches IS NOT GOOD, it's FUCKING BAD, you're gonna fuck yourself up!

Did you TELL the doctor you're getting 10 to 15 nightly erections and waking up in AGONY and pulling on your stitches and reopening the wound (it really doesn't hurt to play up the situation)


the only advise i got was no nookie for around 6 weeks, no gym for 3-4 , a bath it 2ce a day in just plain water..

i dont know when i can start using soap in my bath.. i dont know shit about erections, dont know when the swelling should subside,, right now i can bearly see my pee hole cause its all swolen to fuck ! 2morrows saturday and the doctors will be closed same on sunday... no way am i gonna wait threw 15 erections a night if its still as sore as this.. Its so embarssing as well, cant tell no1 at home tht my wounds opening up due to me getting 15 erctions in one night...

gotd this is getting messy :worried:
 
tinytank said:
the only advise i got was no nookie for around 6 weeks, no gym for 3-4 , a bath it 2ce a day in just plain water..

i dont know when i can start using soap in my bath.. i dont know shit about erections, dont know when the swelling should subside,, right now i can bearly see my pee hole cause its all swolen to fuck ! 2morrows saturday and the doctors will be closed same on sunday... no way am i gonna wait threw 15 erections a night if its still as sore as this.. Its so embarssing as well, cant tell no1 at home tht my wounds opening up due to me getting 15 erctions in one night...

gotd this is getting messy :worried:
There is nothing that's readily available, over the counter, that will prevent erections.

You need to call your mom or dad or someone, I'm serious, you have a problem and you need someone who understands the healthcare system in GB.

You need this issue addressed. You're going to make a mess of yourself if you keep pulling on those stitches. Chicks will take one look at your dick and run screaming.
 
musclemom said:
There is nothing that's readily available, over the counter, that will prevent erections.

You need to call your mom or dad or someone, I'm serious, you have a problem and you need someone who understands the healthcare system in GB.

You need this issue addressed. You're going to make a mess of yourself if you keep pulling on those stitches. Chicks will take one look at your dick and run screaming.


thnks for ur help so far MM , but its like 11.25pm here and im beat.. gonna head to bed, but if the same thing happens then ill have to goto A+E or something 2morrow.. ill need to do something.. just hope tonight is not as bad.... :worried:
 
tinytank said:
thnks for ur help so far MM , but its like 11.25pm here and im beat.. gonna head to bed, but if the same thing happens then ill have to goto A+E or something 2morrow.. ill need to do something.. just hope tonight is not as bad.... :worried:
:worried:

If you keep waking yourself up again fuck posting here, go to the hospital, you need help.

Good luck.
 
dude I dare you to try and do anal with a girl in your current condition...


just kidding! i went thru it as well, not for the same reason so i know where youre coming from. luckily for you, i am wasnt like a horse in heat so i didnt have any boner issues. the majority of my pain came from water touching my ultra sensitive head, and basically any contact to the head which was sooo fucking sensitive from being enclosed for the first 13 yrs of my life. i would wake up at night because my dick had shifted from its 'neutral' position to the side or something and the head would slide against my thigh (eerr i meant calf heh heh heh) and holy fuck.. worst pain ever. expect to be in constant pain for atleast a week, then its over. worst week of my life, by far.
 
5 errections last night only 1 really really painfull 1 . so its looking better, and i didnt scream when i had my first bath , nor did it bleed when i got into the bath, the swelling seems more though, its gone more of a purple colour, and ultra sensative, really sore to walk right now. but as whole its looking better..
 
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