I've got a stomach fulla 'tussin

[supersizeme]

Maximum Strength Cough & Cold. This stuff kicks so much ass against coughing that it didn't just get rid of my coughs, but went an extra mile and turned them into hiccups. I'm not sure if 2 tablespoons is enough dose to be able to confidently give "robotripping" as excuse for my incompetence on the job today, but I've got the entire bottle sitting here in front of me so I can take more if need be. I've been offering shots of it to the other guys I work with, but no one seems to want to party except me. I'm going to lick their keyboards and mice as soon as they leave for the day. We'll see who's talkin' 'tussin tomorrow.

No gym all week. Eh. I could always go for 51 more weeks and then change my handle to From Zero.

 

[slickdadd]

That stuff tastes like a pile of shit's vomit. Awful.

 

[TheProject]

Be careful, bro. FZ might whip your ass into next week. He's a cranky artist with a chip on his shoulder.

 

[the nature boy]

Did you get Robotussin? Or the knockoff brand, Tussin?

 

[supersizeme]

Oh no I got the real deal. I even upgraded it to the crystal dosage cup instead of the shitty plastic one. The guy behind me keeps showing me online videos of lions taking down hyenas.

 

[the nature boy]

The guy behind me keeps showing me online videos of lions taking down hyenas.

LOL wtf. That shit must be kickin' in.

 

[supersizeme]

It's not that I don't want to see the hyenas getting taken down, it's just that he'll start the video like 5 minutes before the actual destruction takes place so I'm cranked around in my chair thinking about how I'd rather be reading my illegal steroid web forum while waiting endlessly for this hyena to meet its demise. The one before that was a rat dropped into a piranha tank. I had to turn back around and just say "woah that's nuts" after I saw the initial bite where the rat lost one of its hind legs. I'm lightheaded.

 

[Y_lifter]

Such is the glory of this thing we call the Internet..

All of your kids should have access to enhance their edumacational experience

 

[Tom Treutlein]

DXM! Ahhh I love it. Drinking the syrup sucks, but tripping out is amazing. Good times, good times. PM me if you wanna know how to extract it so you don't have to drink it.

 

[-SD-]

DXM! Ahhh I love it. Drinking the syrup sucks, but tripping out is amazing. Good times, good times. PM me if you wanna know how to extract it so you don't have to drink it.

WTF dude, you extract that shit just to get high? Are you 11 years old or something?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Let the 'tussin soak in there, boy!

 

[chewyxrage]

WTF dude, you extract that shit just to get high? Are you 11 years old or something?

actually i would prefer someone older than 11 does this. lol

 

[Tom Treutlein]

17. Nigger.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

17. Nigger.

DXM is the king of dissociatives. Do not feel ashamed.

 

[-SD-]

17. Nigger.

Nice comeback anusrobber. 17 is close enough then LOL.

 

[slickdadd]

What the...

 

[Tom Treutlein]

Right, and the whole "anusrobber" bit is much less juvenile. Haha, like I care what you think. Come on man, it's the internet. Fuck off.

DXM is the only dissociative I've ever tried, and only one I ever will. It's godly as far as I'm concerned.

 

[CFZB]

Mo TUSSIN !!!

 

[-SD-]

Right, and the whole "anusrobber" bit is much less juvenile. Haha, like I care what you think. Come on man, it's the internet. Fuck off.

DXM is the only dissociative I've ever tried, and only one I ever will. It's godly as far as I'm concerned.

All Im saying is you might consider raising your standards if you consider cough syrup "Godly".

 

[ripper2]

syrup is crap compared to USP grade powder... bwuahahaaa

 

[Whiskey]

Icky nasty tasting stuff!!

Whiskey

 

[Tom Treutlein]

Cough syrup isn't godly, it's gross. I said the Dextromethorphan within the syrup is godly.