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i've been having an odd sleep problem lately

stilleto

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I wake up laughing.

totally out of controll giggles that wake everyone else up.
every time, i'm laughing at something different- a dream, a memory, i'm caught up in the blankets, etc.

its happened probably 5 times out of the last 7 nights.
then it takes so long to recover and stop laughing that i'm awake for hours.
 
PICK3 said:
probably dreaming about the nutcases on this board

that does sound likely, but very rarely do i give any of you a second thought once i walk away from my computer. :)

i mean, except for you, cowboy. :)
 
I was dreaming about the Three Little Pigs one night and woke my chick up laughing so loud. I was then awoken and accused of dreaming of having "good time" with another chick.

I now hate the Three Little Pigs. They are obviously troublemakers.
 
You can't control your dreams, but you can control your laughing...

I'm assuming you're concious during this laughter and are aware that it may wake other in the house.
 
JH1 said:
You can't control your dreams, but you can control your laughing...

I'm assuming you're concious during this laughter and are aware that it may wake other in the house.

once i wake up i am, but i seriously can't stop. i don't want to wake anyone up but i really can't help it. i'm hysterical.
 
stilleto said:
I wake up laughing.

totally out of controll giggles that wake everyone else up.
every time, i'm laughing at something different- a dream, a memory, i'm caught up in the blankets, etc.

its happened probably 5 times out of the last 7 nights.
then it takes so long to recover and stop laughing that i'm awake for hours.

Doesnt sound odd to me.

But then again, I am married to a lawngnome. :worried:















He keeps me in stitches mostly every minute of every day. Unless he is pissing me off. Then I only laugh between giving him dirty looks. :heart:
 
I think that's wonderful! (but I'm in a really good mood right now) I've only woken up laughing once in my life (crazy dream about Godzilla) that I can remember, and it left me in a terrific mood all day.

Trust me, waking up laughing is much better than waking up crying (done that, too).
 
musclemom said:
I think that's wonderful! (but I'm in a really good mood right now) I've only woken up laughing once in my life (crazy dream about Godzilla) that I can remember, and it left me in a terrific mood all day.

Trust me, waking up laughing is much better than waking up crying (done that, too).

Musclemom is very wise.

But then again, it stands to reason. She is ten days older than dirt! ;)
 
I always have those falling dreams or chrashing dreams but I always bounce off the ground and float like a balloon. It tickles my belly sometimes making me giggle.
 
stilleto said:
I wake up laughing.

totally out of controll giggles that wake everyone else up.
every time, i'm laughing at something different- a dream, a memory, i'm caught up in the blankets, etc.

its happened probably 5 times out of the last 7 nights.
then it takes so long to recover and stop laughing that i'm awake for hours.

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buffer1 said:
thats a sign that your starting to go crazy stilleto

STARTING????
:)

for at least a year i had sleep problems from being worried or upset. so waking up laughing is a nice change for sure. it seems to be about somethng different every time, but i swear it feels like my stomach (or diaphram?) is having spasms because i really can't stop for more than a minute. then i think about how it seems like i have laughing hiccups and I start all over, laughing about THAT.

then i'm just laughing at myself laughing.

i'm gonna go take a nap.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Musclemom is very wise.

But then again, it stands to reason. She is ten days older than dirt! ;)
Yes, yes, I am ;) And never forget, thou art only a few years younger than me :lmao:

I think our husbands are peers ??? (mine will turn 53 in less than a month, you tell me).

The blessing that comes with being old and decrepit, BikiniMom, we can finally have a good belly laugh and truly enjoy it without shame.
 
Wait... am I the only one that found it odd she gets tangled up in blankets? WTF? She buying bed linen from the bondage store?
 
musclemom said:
much better than waking up crying (done that, too).


That happened to me once.

Once.

I spent the day making every single person I crossed paths with cry as well. From loudly pointing out the varicose veins in Publix during Senior Day, to visiting the pre school and throwing Barbie dolls on the roof.
 
musclemom said:
Yes, yes, I am ;) And never forget, thou art only a few years younger than me :lmao:

I think our husbands are peers ??? (mine will turn 53 in less than a month, you tell me).

Yup GOM will be 56 in March! And WTF you talking about? I am only 26 y/o....... again! ;)

musclemom said:
The blessing that comes with being old and decrepit, BikiniMom, we can finally have a good belly laugh and truly enjoy it without shame.


WERD! :)
 
musclemom said:
Yes, yes, I am ;) And never forget, thou art only a few years younger than me :lmao:

I think our husbands are peers ??? (mine will turn 53 in less than a month, you tell me).

The blessing that comes with being old and decrepit, BikiniMom, we can finally have a good belly laugh and truly enjoy it without shame.

I wear the old broad out. BM can't take the "experience" that comes with aging. Fine wine, good cheese and GOM.... All aged to perfection. Congrats to your SO I have a couple years on him.
:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I wear the old broad out. BM can't take the "experience" that comes with aging. Fine wine, good cheese and GOM.... All aged to perfection. Congrats to your SO I have a couple years on him.
:santa:

Are we talking about mold here? :worried:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Old? Nah, you re the one that says NO NO NO no more. So looks like you peaked YEARS ago and are now too tired too often.
:santa:

Hey... I told you upfront that I am OLD.... But you still seem to know how to make this old engine huuuuummmmmmmmmmmm :evil: moldy old bastard that ye are!
 
"I wake up laughing."
That is cool as f***.
Totally cleanses the bulll s***.
You will live long and prosper.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I wear the old broad out. BM can't take the "experience" that comes with aging. Fine wine, good cheese and GOM.... All aged to perfection. Congrats to your SO I have a couple years on him.
:santa:
You older dudes ... hell, I refuse to :rolleyes: "get frisky" with him in the evening, it starts at 10:30 or so and by 12:30 I'm like ENOUGH, FINISH, I need to sleep! I think I've developed mild ADD or something, there just is NUTHING I feel like doing for nearly two hours at a stretch anymore.
 
musclemom said:
You older dudes ... hell, I refuse to :rolleyes: "get frisky" with him in the evening, it starts at 10:30 or so and by 12:30 I'm like ENOUGH, FINISH, I need to sleep! I think I've developed mild ADD or something, there just is NUTHING I feel like doing for nearly two hours at a stretch anymore.


are you kidding me? anymore, that's the ONLY thing worth doing for two hours!! Something ain't being done right hon!
 
redsamurai said:
are you kidding me? anymore, that's the ONLY thing worth doing for two hours!! Something ain't being done right hon!
I told you, old age onset ADD :lmao: I get tired and want to go to sleep.

Shit, when I've had "mine" I'm done, I'm bored, I don't wanna play anymore :rolleyes:
 
musclemom said:
I told you, old age onset ADD :lmao: I get tired and want to go to sleep.

Shit, when I've had "mine" I'm done, I'm bored, I don't wanna play anymore :rolleyes:



I'm disappointed in you MM :( I figured you for an all night sex bunny!!

So let me see if I understand correctly......once you've got "yours".....you don't let him get "his"?? :confused:




:lmao:
 
musclemom said:
You older dudes ... hell, I refuse to :rolleyes: "get frisky" with him in the evening, it starts at 10:30 or so and by 12:30 I'm like ENOUGH, FINISH, I need to sleep! I think I've developed mild ADD or something, there just is NUTHING I feel like doing for nearly two hours at a stretch anymore.

I used to be able to go all night, but that was when I wore younger skin.

*sniff*

Besides, what's the dealio with these old bastards anyhoo? Their dicks are supposed to get hard like once a quarter, not every 10 minutes! :worried:

Once I get mine I am done. I try so hard not to get off too quickly but dammit, I cant help it. What can I say... I have "A THING" for lawngnomes. :evil:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I used to be able to go all night, but that was when I wore younger skin.

*sniff*

Besides, what's the dealio with these old bastards anyhoo? Their dicks are supposed to get hard like once a quarter, not every 10 minutes! :worried:

Once I get mine I am done. I try so hard not to get off too quickly but dammit, I cant help it. What can I say... I have "A THING" for lawngnomes. :evil:

Were you dreaming again? Damn gnomes is that who you were talking to in the other bedroom all night? I am going to start making you wear clothes when you walk around the house from now on! Where is the key to that belt I make you wear anyway?
:santa:
 
redsamurai said:
I'm disappointed in you MM :( I figured you for an all night sex bunny!!

So let me see if I understand correctly......once you've got "yours".....you don't let him get "his"?? :confused:

:lmao:

Nooo, I get mine relatively quickly (under 45 minutes, hell, usually under 30 minutes), if it's late at night, he literally could "go all night," (mornings are different, then it's a more reasonable amount of time, usually under an hour.

I just can't go at "IT" for over an hour and a half anymore, my knees give out, my hips give out, my back gives out, other "things" get so abused that I take a week to recover. What fun is that? Having sore nethers is a lot more fun when you bounce back fast. There are some things youth has it's advantages for.

But once upon a time, yes, we were little bunnies. Our personal record is 6 hours, straight (with breaks for potty and rehydration). I think if I was to do that today I'd end up in a hospital :lmao:
 
H....you are the coolest!!.... :cool: :qt:




musclemom said:
Nooo, I get mine relatively quickly (under 45 minutes, hell, usually under 30 minutes), if it's late at night, he literally could "go all night," (mornings are different, then it's a more reasonable amount of time, usually under an hour.

I just can't go at "IT" for over an hour and a half anymore, my knees give out, my hips give out, my back gives out, other "things" get so abused that I take a week to recover. What fun is that? Having sore nethers is a lot more fun when you bounce back fast. There are some things youth has it's advantages for.

But once upon a time, yes, we were little bunnies. Our personal record is 6 hours, straight (with breaks for potty and rehydration). I think if I was to do that today I'd end up in a hospital :lmao:
 
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