It's time to call in Nancy Drew

[Y_lifter]

Ok, here's a Mystery even Scooby Do and Daphne couldn't solve.

I go to the Y this morning and workout as usual and finish up and head to the locker room.
Then I get my gym bag from a locker and set it on the floor right in front of my locker.
I strip and carefully pile my sweaty stuff neatly on the floor right in front of the locker.

Here's where it gets twilight zoneish...

I come back from the shower and go to put my sweaty stuff inside my gym bag after taking out the clean clothes.
Where are my Sweaty KMART gym shorts I just took off ?

I'm thinking "Who the hell would steal that shit" ?

I look around the area, and all the way over in the far corner, like 15 ft away under a chair, I see them.

Now, all you smart folks explain that one so I can sleep tonight OK ?
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[HappyScrappy]

elves

 

[smallmovesal]

that's easy.

happyscrappy had just returned from the o-town concert and needed to work off his manly frustrations... however, he'd soiled both his pairs of undies. when you weren't looking he tried to use them as underwear since the stench of manliness was the only way to quench his desires.

however, since he is thin from his oreo diet, they just fell down on him. he put them down where he was standing and ran out of the room crying.

there, there little guy.

 

[HumorMe]

Maybe they just walked over there. You should wash them every now and then.

 

[WODIN]

It's obvious! Someone has a sweaty cloths fetish and wanted to hide in the corner while the plopped off a load of man goo into your bag. Better be careful when you get home and change out stuff tonight.

 

[Y_lifter]

I just got off the phone with the Olson Twins and they are promising to "Solve any crime by dinnertime"...


Happy is out as he wouldn't be able to get past the YMCA membership desk gauntlet.

And I frequently bash them against the stones down at the River

 

[Y_lifter]

They were very similar to these blue mesh shorts without the Gay racing stripes..
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[HappyScrappy]

the bloodhound gang (the PBS show, not the band) said that they would be there on the double, whatever the trouble, they're the bloodhound gang... sounds like they know their stuff to me.
whatever the crime, they got the time. they're the bloodhound gang.

I wouldn't bother with any young detectives though, this is clearly the work of the devil.

if you get a chance to complain to the administration at the Y - they aren't gonna get the "work of the devil" thing, so just blame it on any minorities they might staff.

 

[HappyScrappy]

and Nancy Drew was smoking hot!!

 

[smallmovesal]

i'll never forget nancy drew's friend was always described as "pleasantly plump".

i think this problem is best solved by the x-presidents.

 

[Y_lifter]

Nancy Drew does the Hardy Boys..
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Forlorn Look of a woman in NEED of some Action !!!!
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[Y_lifter]

They are on the case...
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[the nature boy]

I wonder if nancy drew gave good hummers.

 

[vixenbabe]

YOU ALL CRAZY.....GYMTIME STOLE THE FUCKER'S(IF YOU DO A SEARCH YOU CAN SEE HIS ARE H*I*S*T*O*R*Y NOW!

BTW- The lady who wrote the Nancy Drew mysteries is from Toledo, Oh. She wrote for the Tol. Blade and died two weeks ago. Just a tid bit of info for you Drew lover's!

 

[HappyScrappy]

They are on the case...
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am I the only one that thinks that looks like a porno cover?

also - NB - I'm positive Nancy gave amazing hummers.
she had that quiet, good, clean cut on the outside look going, but on the inside, she was a raving nymphomaniac that just needed a solid assfucking anytime she could get it.
she was always hiding in barns and shit - that right there leads me to think of some fetish shit going down too.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by HappyScrappy
am I the only one that thinks that looks like a porno cover?

Here's you a Porno cover...
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Now, Why did someone move my shorts?
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[vixenbabe]

Why did they move 'em? Easy- they wanted to see if they fit so they could steal them!

Since men NEVER put anything away, typical male,they just threw them to the floor.

Sleep well!

 

[Y_lifter]

Why did they move 'em? Easy- they wanted to see if they fit so they could steal them!

Theft was my first thought, then I said "Stealing KMART Shorts?"

I'm gonna setup a Sting operation tommorow.
All I need is my HandiCam, My rubber hose and my Handcuffs...
I think I'll wear my expensive Calvin Kline's for bait.

Second thought, maybe the hose and Handcuffs won't go over well at the Y.