It's me! Every girl ever.(date with a typical woman)

[pdaddyII]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html
http://www.thedirty.com/?p=6782

Read it earlier, funny ass shit though.

 

[javaguru]

It's funny because it's true.....

 

[KillahBee]

SO fucking spot on it's ridiculous. Especially about the cheesy typical apartment decor.

LMFAO!!!!

 

[Tatyana]

OMG, not sure what to say to that.

Feel for you lads if that is what you are dealing with.

 

[KillahBee]

OF COURSE, this does not apply to ANY EF females.

OF COURSE.

 

[H_T_]

so what's erryones cycle lookin' like?

 

[mrplunkey]

I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

Sooooo true!

Funny as shit post through-and-through.

 

[-SD-]

OF COURSE, this does not apply to ANY EF females.

OF COURSE.

this is almost as funny as original post lol

 

[all the whey]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html
http://www.thedirty.com/?p=6782

Read it earlier, funny ass shit though.

Did you hear it on Tom Lycus?

It was 10 times funnier how he read it than just reading it myself.

 

[LuluDeren]

Crap, I thought you wrote it, ATW. I was just going to say that sounds like the start of the elusive, Great American Novel.