It's gonna be really embarassing...

[HappyScrappy]

... if it turns out that there really is such things as ghosts. Like, if I die and find out that my grandma would watch over my shoulder like a guardian angel - sure, that's great and all in theory - but that means she see's me dancing around my apartment acting like Michael Jackson, or whacking off, or making funny faces while I brush my teeth.

that's all I'm saying.
hell, it's embarassing enough when my coworkers see me do that stuff in the kitchen at work.

 

[latona]

I really hope there are no ghosts. Ectoplasm is sooo not flattering on me!

 

[May1010]

Are you telling me that my grandpa saw my ass getting banged by those six muscle daddies on my birthday? That's not good.

 

[HappyScrappy]

exactly. grandma is probably shocked. although I suppose they see shit like that all the time now.
I know that if I was a ghost, there is no way in hell I'd waste my time haunting an empty mansion and being all scary and shit.
I'd head straight for the high school girl's locker room and never leave.

 

[Milhouse]

You know it's funny you mention that because i remember being a teenager and thinking "hmm I wonder if my dead relatives ghosts are watching me wack off 13 times a day"

I guess they will let me know when I get up there.
Ahh I know I am going to hell if there is one, which I don't mind cause the Stones, AC?DC, Jim Morrison and Gun's n Roses will be there too, one hell of a party hehe

 

[HappyScrappy]

I think you mean "heck"

 

[HappyScrappy]

penismightier

 

[WODIN]

I thought about this once...and decided if they were watching then the least I could do is take a bow after I blow a load off. Ala Elvis...