*****It's ask a PuddleMonkey****** (EF's new thurday night game)

[puddlemonkey]

have you ever done coke off a midget hookers tits while he/she was shooting up while your boy was watching in a corner dirinkin a 40?

From the sounds of it you've been doing a little 'dirinkin' yourself.

 

[puddlemonkey]

i hate this

You're just mad because the only shot you have at getting some ass is if your fingers break through the toilet paper.

 

[samoth]

6. Antimatter- Planetary Confinement

I've never heard of these guys. I need to check them out.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've never heard of these guys. I need to check them out.

Its not really metal. Its depressing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HiJp9u_Qlw

 

[layinback]

rules
1. ask him anything and he has to answer

How long have u been such a stud with women and known everything there is to know about them....and also been with every woman u ever wanted?

puddles, i have a question. please give it your full attention and consider before answering impulsively:

did adam and eve have belly buttons?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I dated a stripper named Eve. She had a belly button, pierced of course, so I'm gonna have to ask for last names for clarification.

 

[layinback]

I dated a stripper named steve. he had a belly button, pierced of course, so I'm gonna have to ask for last names for clarification.

dear god.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You're trying to trap me in some religious discussion/propaganda aren't you?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'd go with no because I guess Adam and Eve were never in a mothers womb. Yes/No?

 

[layinback]

You're trying to trap me in some religious discussion/propaganda aren't you?

lol.