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Sweet! But we gotta make it quick cause I still haven't showered and I'm going out tonight.
jon79 said:
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My life changed (for the better) when I basically started treating them like crap. Not calling when I'm suppose to, standing them up on nights we had shit planned, etc.
Women claim to hate it, they'll say they despise men like that. Yet their drawn to it, they love the chase. Men aren't the only ones who like a challenge. And I'm not always an asshole either, every so often you got to show them a little hope of change.
Of course being kidless at my age and financially stable helps suck them in too.
samoth said:Name your current top 10 albums of all time.
Ohhhh, I like that! Will take more time than I have available tonight though. Hard to knock it down to 10.
Lestat said:
It works wonders!!!!
PICK3 said:When you hook up with Java, who is bottom?
His favorite position is him on top cowboy style. He gets his belly button fisted that way.
crazyjoe said:
Hunt wimminz! Its 9:35 PST, leaving now so that will put me downtown around 10:00. I'll be back later, or not.
Maybe I'll try to score you some pics jon
PS- nice thread a-hole
I'm home now
It's 4am
I'm tired
It's 4am
I'm tired
I'll see you guys about 2pm when I wake up.
Faizakafez
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wtf just saw this thread!!
Faizakafez
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yes very creative...
i didnt think you had it in you, you surprised me with your smartness!
i didnt think you had it in you, you surprised me with your smartness!
patsfan1379
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Why do you continue to send me pics of the crusty dingleberries caught in the hair of your ass?
patsfan1379
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what did you run without test fez?
Faizakafez
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patsfan1379 said:
whatchu talking about willis?
patsfan1379
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were you running a cycle without test or something? I dont uderstand the "no cycle, no test" thing you were saying.
its friday and im stoopid
its friday and im stoopid
patsfan1379 said:
What the hell does friday have to do with it?
PuddleMonkey said:
Damn, I wasn't kidding apparently. 1:54pm here and I woke up about 15 minutes ago.
Smurfy said:
I work in the fitness industry but I'm on vacation this week.
patsfan1379 said:
Why do you continue to breathe when on multiple occasions I've requested you to stop?
Faizakafez
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how do you have a buddy pass for airlines then?
Faizakafez said:
I don't have them anymore, go re-read the thread. I use to work for an airline, for 10 years. I ran out of passes.
Oh yeah, nothing really worth taking pics of last night. I left my phone in the car anyway, didn't want to risk leaving it somewhere or losing it, being a brand new phone and all.
I'll see if I can take pics of my old phone and some of the odd text messages I got from some of these wimminz for you jon. Since you're so fascinated with my
life. lol
I'll see if I can take pics of my old phone and some of the odd text messages I got from some of these wimminz for you jon. Since you're so fascinated with my
life. lol
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Gotta love getting these texts
Holy shit that was huge!
It blurs too much when I resize it, so you're just gonna have to deal with it.
This girl is insane! This was in response to something she told me and I replied with, "I don't care".
Another from her
Same girl
Another one from crazy
This girl was way cool, she moved to seattle though 
I replied to this one with, "no thanks". It made her cry lol. Sarcasm can be hard to grasp over text.
How about never? Never sound good? You don't put out first then ask about dating lol. Stoopid wimminz.
Knocking the bottom out of you.
Yeah I know 
And I want my stuff back. I had to re-purchase one of my favorite movies among other things because of you.
Can a mod please block Cindy from viewing this thread? I don't want to scare her off 
PuddleMonkey said:Another one from crazy
Oh yeah, she's still waiting btw lol
lol wtf?
Oh yeah, regarding that other thread.... I'd totally do your mom.
Oh yeah, regarding that other thread.... I'd totally do your mom.
So do you have any nudies of her?
Sold!
Faizakafez
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I call bull shit 
didnt you change your phone??
didnt you change your phone??
Faizakafez said:I call bull shit
didnt you change your phone??
Yeah, I've got a LG now. Thats my old Motorola RAZR, notice there isn't any bars on the signal? That's because there is no longer service on that phone as of last Wed, but you can always access phone numbers and old text messages. Just can't call out on it. So there, your bull is pretty much shitless.
jon79 said:
But it's your thread
samoth said:*tapping foot, impatiently*
lol, oh yeah, I forgot!
1. Anathema- The Silent Enigma
2. At The Gates- Slaughter Of The Soul
3. Dark Tranquillity- The Gallery
4. Ancient Rites- Dim Carcosa
5. My Dying Bride- Turn Loose The Swans
6. Antimatter- Planetary Confinement
7. Dozer- Call It Conspiracy
8. Solstice- New Dark Age
9. Crown Of Thorns- The Burning
10. Malevolent Creation- The Will To Kill
Sorry Emperor didn't crack the top 10. They'd definitely be in my top 20 though!
jon79 said:
From the sounds of it you've been doing a little 'dirinkin' yourself.
jon79 said:
You're just mad because the only shot you have at getting some ass is if your fingers break through the toilet paper.
samoth said:I've never heard of these guys. I need to check them out.
Its not really metal. Its depressing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HiJp9u_Qlw
I dated a stripper named Eve. She had a belly button, pierced of course, so I'm gonna have to ask for last names for clarification.
You're trying to trap me in some religious discussion/propaganda aren't you?
I'd go with no because I guess Adam and Eve were never in a mothers womb. Yes/No?
layinback said:
You writing me a letter?
More cowbell Joe!!!!!!!!!!!! lots more!!!
crazyjoe said:
lol when I first read it I thought it said cube steaks. I use to eat a ton of those.
Stewie rules
Wipe that grin off your face
jon79 said:
You sound angry, wanna talk about it? Or would you rather jnev deflower you? Cause the man has a price, and its measured in cents not dollars.
jon79 said:
You don't love me anymore jon? 
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