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is it obvious when a chick juices?

HumanTarget said:
she's not dirty enough. i'd have to wait for her to be like 8 months and 2 weeks before it was kinky enough for me.
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i was wading thru this thread, hoping it got good
wimmien juicer threads rarely pop off here
 
the-short-one said:
Figure is uber expensive:

shoes
2 sparkly suits
hair extensions
makeup
tanning
jewelry
cutting drugs
travel/hotels
sharp instruments in which to stab other competitors


fitness involves this and a costume. bb is a little less expensive, but not much. plus, bbers just knock other chicks out. we don't stab them.
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:lmao:
 
Gambino said:
bb events remind me of beauty pagents with a garabage pail kids twist
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i don't wanna get down on it too much. anything in excess can be....unsettling.
 
HumanTarget said:
i don't wanna get down on it too much. anything in excess can be....unsettling.
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lol
you pretty much assailed it
calling it not even equal to ncaa athletics
you owe the juicy bros a big juicy apology
 
Gambino said:
lol
you pretty much assailed it
calling it not even equal to ncaa athletics
you owe the juicy bros a big juicy apology
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it's not. those athletes are amazing.
 
UA_Iron said:
I think we should get heather to juice sometime after her pregnancy.
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get the boobs re-juiced
kids drain them out, they look like otter tails
 
Gambino said:
lol
you pretty much assailed it
calling it not even equal to ncaa athletics
you owe the juicy bros a big juicy apology
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I would not say it's equal either (and I'm not saying this to offend anyone)
IMHO, (I'll spare you the nitty gritty details) after playing at a professional level in two sports and then most recently training for a figure show in March... the figure show has been quite easy for me (in comparison) to train for.
Mostly because I was already in the gym, I was already eating right, I know how to obtain goals etc. Sport specific training, the type I did involved more time, physical and psychlogical effort. Usually involved a morning run or sprints, 4 days off season to 6 preseason then out to do 2-3 hour sport specific drills 4/6 days alternating weeks. afternoon break then to the gym at night for another hour of weights 6 days... then tournaments and events every weekend, all the while maintaining a good diet and pounding supps for increased recovery time, sleep, massages saunas.. then there was strategy, visualiation techniques, travel, equipment.... just another whole ball a wax.

Figure for me, (so far) has consisted of planning, making a suit, buying a suit, hitting the gym for 2 hrs 6 days wk, go home and watch my diet eat every two hours, learn 1/4 turns and how to put on the smile and then there is the tanning.... I'm all natty which has been a challenge, hard for me to gain muscle so eating 35-4000 cals a day is hard when it's clean, that's been the bigest challange for me......
but shit, try being outside in 100 degree weather stuck on 117 degree sand playing for an hour+ then friggin going back and doing that 4 times thru the day and back again the next... dehydration, sunburn, soreness, injuries... I sure do miss it!

I'm not knocking figure, I'm doing it myself.... but I will say there are far more "athletic" sports out there
 
UA_Iron said:
I think we should get heather to juice sometime after her pregnancy.
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I think that kid is going to be "juicing" me. Boob juice...lol.
 
Gambino said:
get the boobs re-juiced
kids drain them out, they look like otter tails
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I doubt mine will because they are fake already and are frankly a little tight. a little sag or deflation would probably actually do them some good.
 
heatherrae said:
Yeah, I hear that there is lots of problems in figure because the gals never know how they are going to be judged. I hear that it varies too much and so they never know what they should be striving for.
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Exactly! You go & get told you need a bigger back....well the next time you compete they tell you your back is too big & your legs aren't lean enough, then the next time your legs are too lean......

The makeup looks cakey up close cuz it's STAGE makeup - you get washed out under those bright hot lights so you have to exaggerate the makeup....

And I chose figure cuz @ 35 and competing for the first time with never ever doing gymnastics or cheerleading I sure as heck ain't learning how to do back flips etc......no way....and I'm not big enough to do BB - so figure it was!! And is......
 
jenscats5 said:
Exactly! You go & get told you need a bigger back....well the next time you compete they tell you your back is too big & your legs aren't lean enough, then the next time your legs are too lean......

The makeup looks cakey up close cuz it's STAGE makeup - you get washed out under those bright hot lights so you have to exaggerate the makeup....

And I chose figure cuz @ 35 and competing for the first time with never ever doing gymnastics or cheerleading I sure as heck ain't learning how to do back flips etc......no way....and I'm not big enough to do BB - so figure it was!! And is......
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yeah, that is what I have heard from figure competitors who I have known too.
 
heatherrae said:
Question is a little off topic, but I'm curious. Would you say that most bb'er, fitness competitors, figure competitors, etc. SPEND more on trunks, entry fees, gear, supplements, etc than they ever earn? I have always guessed that only a handful make any money at it after expenses. True or not true?
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I've earned nothing unless you count 4 trophies "earnings."
 
Heather there ain't no money in BB, fitness or figure. If people are getting into it for fortune they are nuts even top dudes really don't make that much and the top females even less. Only reason to get into this sport and stay in it is love of it and the challange.
 
Yeah, that is what I have always figured. Probably only a very small minority (the Monica Brant's and the like) could do it for a living. sort of a hobby/competition for the rest.
 
heatherrae said:
Yeah, that is what I have always figured. Probably only a very small minority (the Monica Brant's and the like) could do it for a living. sort of a hobby/competition for the rest.
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Well I think their earnings come from the modeling & ads they do.......Their sponsorships pay for some of their supplements I'm sure and maybe a suit maker will sponsor them & provide them with a suit as the suit maker will get more exposure by having their suit on a "big name."

From what one reads, it seems that a lot of competitors still actually work jobs - ie personal training, etc.......how true that is, who knows........


I find doing a show the ultimate challenge for someone like myself who never grew up being athletic (parents didnt' allow it) or exercising.......my fitness just evolved till I got to the point where I thought "Hey! I can do that!"
 
jenscats5 said:
Well I think their earnings come from the modeling & ads they do.......Their sponsorships pay for some of their supplements I'm sure and maybe a suit maker will sponsor them & provide them with a suit as the suit maker will get more exposure by having their suit on a "big name."

From what one reads, it seems that a lot of competitors still actually work jobs - ie personal training, etc.......how true that is, who knows........


I find doing a show the ultimate challenge for someone like myself who never grew up being athletic (parents didnt' allow it) or exercising.......my fitness just evolved till I got to the point where I thought "Hey! I can do that!"
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Yeah, quite commendable. =-)
 
musclemom said:
.... if dudes could double their benchpress by wearing garterbelts instead of shooting various oily substances into their bodies, there's plenty of them who would be ordering off the Victoria's secret website.
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LMAO!


jenscats5 said:
find doing a show the ultimate challenge for someone like myself who never grew up being athletic (parents didnt' allow it) or exercising.......my fitness just evolved till I got to the point where I thought "Hey! I can do that!"
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I'm of the same philosophy as Jenscats :jenscat . It's a personal challenge for me. I want to attempt a comp sans *gear*. I will try to accomplish my goal of 'entering' with no high aspirations of placing. I will use the invaluable information readily available in the Women's Forum to guide me on diet and training, and make my own costumes. That is my plan...perhaps not viable for even mid class contenders, but it will be an accomplishment I can be proud of. :)
 
LuluDeren said:
LMAO!




I'm of the same philosophy as Jenscats :jenscat . It's a personal challenge for me. I want to attempt a comp sans *gear*. I will try to accomplish my goal of 'entering' with no high aspirations of placing. I will use the invaluable information readily available in the Women's Forum to guide me on diet and training, and make my own costumes. That is my plan...perhaps not viable for even mid class contenders, but it will be an accomplishment I can be proud of. :)
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Be sure to keep us posted with regular updates! Start a thread over there. :)
 
T-Matt said:
Be sure to keep us posted with regular updates! Start a thread over there. :)
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:) I've had one since September. Been on Shadow's plan but fell off recently because of personal probs (cheat meal turned into cheat month..lol). Thank god, the *only* losses were a little in reps. Getting back in the swing, slowly, but surely.
 
LuluDeren said:
:) I've had one since September. Been on Shadow's plan but fell off recently because of personal probs (cheat meal turned into cheat month..lol). Thank god, the *only* losses were a little in reps. Getting back in the swing, slowly, but surely.
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I'll definitely go check it out!

I'm glad to hear you're getting back on track. I'm happy to hear that you only lost minimal amount of endurance, you're very fortunate. Let me even start to think about smelling a twinkie and I'll put on 5 lbs of fat.. lol..

I'll be looking forward to seeing your progression. You're in great hands with Shadow from what I hear. :)
 
HumanTarget said:
she's not dirty enough. i'd have to wait for her to be like 8 months and 2 weeks before it was kinky enough for me.
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damn, at that stage you might get a little extra "hand job" while you're in......... :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Bodybuilding and Figure are NOT sports. I am still not sure what to make of fitness... Those peeps are mad crazy.
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I think that the costumes and some of the routines are sort of embarassing. I'm not really drawn to grown women dressing up as fairies and puppies and jumping around, sprinkling fairy dust on the audience or doing a handstand on a dog house. It always strikes me as silly.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I just don't dig that.

I really like the one competition where the girls have to run an obstacle course in addition to looking good and the other stuff. That makes more sense to me and seems like a better measure of fitness.
 
heatherrae said:
I think that the costumes and some of the routines are sort of embarassing. I'm not really drawn to grown women dressing up as fairies and puppies and jumping around, sprinkling fairy dust on the audience or doing a handstand on a dog house. It always strikes me as silly.

Sorry if I offended anyone. I just don't dig that.

I really like the one competition where the girls have to run an obstacle course in addition to looking good and the other stuff. That makes more sense to me and seems like a better measure of fitness.
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Either one should be judged for their appearance (beauty contest) or their physical ability. I have never heard of men being judged on both.

I honestly dont care how fast or how high a *hot* broad can run or jump. Can she wave and wish for world peace is what REALLY matters. :rolleyes:

Now if we are talking obstacle courses, bring it on. If the dogly lookin broad mops the sandpit with the tight-ass little blonde... all the better. ;)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Either one should be judged for their appearance (beauty contest) or their physical ability. I have never heard of men being judged on both.

I honestly dont care how fast or how high a *hot* broad can run or jump. Can she wave and wish for world peace is what REALLY matters. :rolleyes:

Now if we are talking obstacle courses, bring it on. If the dogly lookin broad mops the sandpit with the tight-ass little blonde... all the better. ;)
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:lmao:

but don't you agree that some of those contests with the little routines where women dress up like kitty cats and puppies and dance around are a little ummmmmm....
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

but don't you agree that some of those contests with the little routines where women dress up like kitty cats and puppies and dance around are a little ummmmmm....
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Are you kiddin me? I want to bitch-slap them just for being able to smile *like that* throughout their routines!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Either one should be judged for their appearance (beauty contest) or their physical ability. I have never heard of men being judged on both.

I honestly dont care how fast or how high a *hot* broad can run or jump. Can she wave and wish for world peace is what REALLY matters. :rolleyes:

Now if we are talking obstacle courses, bring it on. If the dogly lookin broad mops the sandpit with the tight-ass little blonde... all the better. ;)
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Check this out. I have a couple friends who compete.
http://www.womenstri-fitness.com/
 
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