Underwraps
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LOL... It's nice to see Udub is back.
She's hoists up shit like Ron Artest's shot selection, unpredictable and paradoxical.
She dissects topics, others, with a style of analysis, ike she is writing a scientific paper that requires one to be objective and inquisitive. However, some of her analogies wo are shrimp-esque, and her mouth/style at times would shame a sailor.
Udub is allright with me. I see Shrimp removing the Vader Mask, Udub, I'm your father...
LOL.
AHAHAHAAHA!!! My short sweet pudgy daddy would crap in his pants that my mother betrayed him so even before the divorce. To add to your movie scenario, remember, I thought shrimp was also adorable nerdy hot before I saw his greasy pics. What's the greek mythology for that scenario?
Funny koinky dink, "Darth Vader Mask" was one of my penis hood types I was going to list! Haven't worked on it yet. yuck yuck.
Dangit Layinback. There's something about your writing that just zaps me like seeing my favorite gym hottie flex his bicep, but it's a flexed brain in your case w/nice abs! Ariel is hot too and with his words, but his are more like warm chocolate by the fire and I feel safe and cozy. Xrider writes like you too, but he's very much here for info and idea exchange and not banter and banting so much. Lanyinbacks words- wow- make me wanna... Oh, and yes, everything you said about this site are what the OH WISE ONES have been trying to tell me.
Oh, checked out your profile. You have a nice lady there. Sorry. Just messing around 'k? I'm married and in limbo and this forum has heard enough of me as I think outloud about my relationship issues. Update: Sex is getting better with husband- and NO ONE ELSE! Being off the pill to check my hormone levels has me much hornier (the pill has always tempered by drive and this may affect other women too???). So, been wanting it everyday and husband is happy to oblige. heh heh
I have a new hobby folks. I am going to STALK layinback!

Oh, and OMEGA, forgot to mention I am also pushing and fighting 40 kicking and screaming so you'd also have to be into OLDER women to consider me hot.
