Is it inappropriate to buy bed sheets for a wedding gift?

[tim.johnson717]

It's actually for an engagement party, whatever the fuck that is (wait, I know - one foot in the grave, that's what it fucking is). I kind of think it's funny, that he'd be banging his wife on my sheets. Plus, if I buy the shit online, what do I give them at the party? A card saying, "enjoy the sheets, bitch"??

If you give him these sheets as a gift, they're no longer yours, so the happy couple will sleep on THEIR sheets. No reasons to worry about, buddy