Is it a bad thing that I feel strippers make perfect girlfriends???

[Frisky]

at the tranny strip clubs, people give them tips to keep their clothes on?

go check that photoshop thread - I posted the "frisky flicks the bean" jobbie lol.

i told you to delete that shit

 

[Mavafanculo]

Nothing tops the pregnant stripper.

nycgirl: OMG is she pregnant!!!
guy w/nycgirl: Shhhh
nycgirl: WHAT?? She can't hear me. (We are in the front)
guy w/nycgirl: Shhhhh
nycgirl: I feel bad for her. We should tip her more.

thats the worst - and they do lap dances too. how nice lol.

 

[NJjuice22]

I dont know where u fools be going...i. mean im sure in hicksville USA the strippers are going to be busted but in this area..in the classy joints they are fuckin hot as hell , 9's and 10's body and face wise. I'm not talking bout some worn out 40 yr old skeeza. I mean 21 yr old , tan, toned, fake titied have hot broads.

 

[slat1]

Nothing tops the pregnant stripper.

nycgirl: OMG is she pregnant!!!
guy w/nycgirl: Shhhh
nycgirl: WHAT?? She can't hear me. (We are in the front)
guy w/nycgirl: Shhhhh
nycgirl: I feel bad for her. We should tip her more.

Um. I was in upstate NY for a wedding. I was not really paying attention to the strippers as I needed a drink BAD.
Well, one came up to me and asked if I would like a dance. I was sort of looking at the floor when she asked. I started to look up and saw her legs. I was thinking "what the hell is wrong with this girl? She must have had some horrible accident"
I continued to make my way up to her face when it was painfully obvious that there was no accident. It would have been easier to deal with if there was!
The lady was AT LEAST 65 if not 70 or older. All skinny and wrinkled. She had to have been a crack addict.
I just threw money on the table for my drink and ran out of there. I just kept running, and running, and running!

 

[nycgirl]

thats the worst - and they do lap dances too. how nice lol.

She wasn't pregnant. lol

I've never gone to one in NYC.

Slat, I can't believe you went to one in upstate NY. lol

 

[Mavafanculo]

i told you to delete that shit

the bean one? I didnt post the other one. you had said the bean one was ok to post way back lol.- you want me to take it down??

 

[slat1]

Slat, I can't believe you went to one in upstate NY. lol

I now know not to do that. I actually went to all three in the town. Its that town that is known for making silverwear. I can't remember the name.
There was one 18 y/o who was dancing that was pregnant. She was by far the hottest

 

[Frisky]

the bean one? I didnt post the other one. you had said the bean one was ok to post way back lol.- you want me to take it down??

i don't know what you're talking about

 

[bigmann245]

i deal with 40 of them everyday. they ALL have issues. most of them if not all cant manage their money worth shit. quite a few have warrants out for their arrest. and over half are single moms. and half are on their period so every other girl has a nasty snatch and your putting your face right in it. i had one girl call me up to the stage and tell me her period just stated. i said so. she asked if i could watch and make sure it doesnt leak out. she was wearing white. i was like WTF. as i watched guy after guy shove their face in and take a big sniff with the look of pleasure on their face. it toolk all i had not to tell the guys what was on the other side of the g-string.

but believe me, i deal with them everyday. it is not worth the issues.

 

[Frisky]

i deal with 40 of them everyday. they ALL have issues. most of them if not all cant manage their money worth shit. quite a few have warrants out for their arrest. and over half are single moms. and half are on their period so every other girl has a nasty snatch and your putting your face right in it. i had one girl call me up to the stage and tell me her period just stated. i said so. she asked if i could watch and make sure it doesnt leak out. she was wearing white. i was like WTF. as i watched guy after guy shove their face in and take a big sniff with the look of pleasure on their face. it toolk all i had not to tell the guys what was on the other side of the g-string.

but believe me, i deal with them everyday. it is not worth the issues.

that was gross lol