Is it a bad thing that I feel strippers make perfect girlfriends???

[NJjuice22]

strippers make mad casuals...if you know how to handle them ie dont pay for anything, and dont spend lots of time dealing with frivolous bullshit

see, thats why I like strippers...they are hot, slutty , and they aint getting a penny from me. just the cawk.

 

[javaguru]

see, thats why I like strippers...they are hot, slutty , and they aint getting a penny from me. just the cawk.

Years ago my buddy said he knew this "great club" and wanted to go for his b-day. Well, of the dozen women working the hottest was probably a seven on her best day(acted like a 9). Some looked like they had taken 00 buckshot to the stomach....

 

[Frisky]

Years ago my buddy said he knew this "great club" and wanted to go for his b-day. Well, of the dozen women working the hottest was probably a seven on her best day(acted like a 9). Some looked like they had taken 00 buckshot to the stomach....

I went to a few when I was married.. my X had never been in a strip club.. (cough cough f'ing liar. LOL) And some of the chick that were up there dancing were awful.. not only did they have saggy tata's but i'd never show my bum if it giggled like that... and to top it off they couldn't even dance.

 

[tiger88]

anyone ever to a strip club by o self?

i did once.... i got in off the plane at like 130 Am and there is prolly 12 tit clubs next to sky harbor so i went there and it wasnt bad at all...


id go again btmyself if i was bored at 3 AM

 

[Frisky]

Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what im sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what im talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what im sayin
I aint gon worry bout them really though
Im just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!


Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes with a peak of brown eyes see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm in Love with a stripper


She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper


Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way she break it down i see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
yea yea yea
Enough to get me to mention
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause Im N Luv Wit a Stripper


She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper


She can pop it she can lock it
Take the pinderas down im bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She don't know what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my crib to do that night thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper


She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
Im N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
Im not goin nowhere girl im stayin
Im N Luv with a stripper

 

[Testosterone boy]

I used to go once or twice a year. About every one I talked to wanted to get out of the business and settle down with a guy. Several professed to be from normal families with some achievements in their backgrounds....junior olympian gymnast etc.

They were generally good conversationalists for the night but you would be a stranger the next night as she worked the club. I remember buying a box of lingerie for one...that watching her take a guy into the private room. She looked at me like she hardly knew me though she got in trouble the previous night for being "extremely physical" with me. I took the lingerie back.

They make mad dollars from the guys they confide in I think. Perfect 3 hour girlfiends though expensive.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Years ago my buddy said he knew this "great club" and wanted to go for his b-day. Well, of the dozen women working the hottest was probably a seven on her best day(acted like a 9). Some looked like they had taken 00 buckshot to the stomach....

jeez where are you and EZ finding these crack ho strippers????? in NYC theres a few places like that in the outer boro's but in manhattan most of the dancers look like they're out of the pages of playboy and penthouse. young hot and tight.

and they clean up nice. If you're around the parking garage at closing time alot of them are driving out with BMWs and Lexus's. beeyatcches.

 

[nycgirl]

Nothing tops the pregnant stripper.

nycgirl: OMG is she pregnant!!!
guy w/nycgirl: Shhhh
nycgirl: WHAT?? She can't hear me. (We are in the front)
guy w/nycgirl: Shhhhh
nycgirl: I feel bad for her. We should tip her more.

 

[Frisky]

jeez where are you and EZ finding these crack ho strippers????? in NYC theres a few places like that in the outer boro's but in manhattan most of the dancers look like they're out of the pages of playboy and penthouse. young hot and tight.

and they clean up nice. If you're around the parking garage at closing time alot of them are driving out with BMWs and Lexus's. beeyatcches.

lol

I've been to three strip clubs.. not counting the tranny ones i went to in NO and of course there were a few hot chicks but the majority were overweight and should have took a look in the mirror.... hell they still made a ton of money though.. so props to them.

 

[Mavafanculo]

lol

I've been to three strip clubs.. not counting the tranny ones i went to in NO and of course there were a few hot chicks but the majority were overweight and should have took a look in the mirror.... hell they still made a ton of money though.. so props to them.

at the tranny strip clubs, people give them tips to keep their clothes on?

go check that photoshop thread - I posted the "frisky flicks the bean" jobbie lol.