Is it a bad thing that I feel strippers make perfect girlfriends???

[NJjuice22]

i shoulda said flings.

 

[rudeboyja]

1. most have hot bodies and the good ones have a pretty grill to.

2. they work nights so you dont have to take them out as often or give them as much quality time.

3. when they call you when they get out of work , they are usually a little tipsy and craving cawk.

4. you get to view the merchandise ahead of time. no suprises in the bedroom when they take off their clothes. suprises = cottage cheese legs/butt



negatives

1. they were humping some dudes leg all night
2. they will probably smell like cigarrettes when they get home.

if you can get past those..it can work.

I guess you plan on overlooking the issue that they hate dudes for the most part & have a bucket of issues.. GF, NO. Booty call yes.

 

[NJjuice22]

I guess you plan on overlooking the issue that they hate dudes for the most part & have a bucket of issues.. GF, NO. Booty call yes.

yea.they make for a good winter girlfriend.

 

[slat1]

They make awesome short term gf's! Not long term. If you keep them around you will have to deal with their "career" ending. Then you have to deal with them finding a job. Usually one that doesn't pay more then 24k a year. Most have trouble adjusting their shopping from 1,500 a week to 350 a week after taxes!!!

 

[javaguru]

Boy did you miss a bunch of cons...

 

[NJjuice22]

Boy did you miss a bunch of cons...

name em guru.

 

[wootoom]

ya and there also gettin fucked on the side. perfect girl to marry

 

[javaguru]

1. Drug addiction
2. Prostitution
3. Cheating, including with their gf's
4. Love of spending cash with no job skills
5. They've made a career of manipulation and of using men and generally don't respect them.
Those are right off the top of my head, not all fall under 1,2 but I have yet to meet a dancer with her "shit together."

 

[NJjuice22]

ya and there also gettin fucked on the side. perfect girl to marry

she's cheatin on you bro.

 

[wootoom]

she's cheatin on you bro.

lol ya