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bren565

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hey guys been a while needless to say I have been busy as fuck, been a while, miss it onhere.

I was wondering..

does anyone on here work as an investment banking analyst or associate? (md? )

I am trying to break into i-b and I am close to getting an internship I have an interview at brookefield asset management,


1 can anyone give me any tips for further networking, how to apply to smaller firms? I have a huge list of them in toronto

2 anyone of you work at a firm in new york any advice?

3 on the site mergers and inquisitions they teach financial modeling, is this worth the money to learn?

4 what should i bring to the interview? how should i prepare?

-b
 
hey guys been a while needless to say I have been busy as fuck, been a while, miss it onhere.

I was wondering..

does anyone on here work as an investment banking analyst or associate? (md? )

I am trying to break into i-b and I am close to getting an internship I have an interview at brookefield asset management,


1 can anyone give me any tips for further networking, how to apply to smaller firms? I have a huge list of them in toronto

2 anyone of you work at a firm in new york any advice?

3 on the site mergers and inquisitions they teach financial modeling, is this worth the money to learn?

4 what should i bring to the interview? how should i prepare?

-b

IMO...

Lots of people want to get into M&A because they see it as a sexy field. And doing deals is a huge rush, but it's a roller coaster-style existence. You can love a deal on a Monday, hate it on a Tuesday and close it on a Wednesday.

But getting into M&A is brutally difficult. Think of it like the porn industry. You gotta pay your dues first. So for the first 2, 3 or even 10 years you may have to be gay-4-pay.

In the GE Business Development group (their term for M&A), here's the order of jobs:

Deal Slave -> Integration Manager -> Business Development

Deal Slave = behind the scenes number cruncher

Integration Manager -> grunty, on-the-ground guy who integrates the acquisition into the mother ship

Business Development -> actually get to look at deals and negotiate parameters

1) Best way to learn deals is to be a deal slave for a company that does a lot of acquisitions. They use a ton of baby MBA's and baby lawyers in the process. The pay will be terrible and the hours will be long.

And no, it won't be sexy. You won't be in a dark suit sipping wine at a 5-star restaurant. You'll be stuck reading 8,000 scanned pages of documents looking for really grunty mistakes like missing assignability clauses. Picture yourself in jeans rifling through cardboard banker's boxes.

2) I've never worked in New York. I've done several acquisitions through Chicago (that's where the law firm was located). I've also done deals through Waukesha (GE), where we had our own self-contained M&A staff.

3) Know the basics (discounting, financing methods, pooling vs. assets-only, earn-outs, little bit of contract law, tax techniques) but don't get hung-up on specific models. Everyone has their own template and it becomes the firm's dogma. And even then, the template changes based on the nature of the deal.

4) Based on what I've seen, here's the perfect baby M&A guy: Kid (often asian) with an MBA or law degree from a fairly prominent school (or better) near top of class. And they want them reasonably street smart, but still filled with nervous energy. Being in constant fear that he'll be chewed-out or even fired, he'll work ridiculous hours and take-on menial tasks with glee.
 
Yea fuck that shit. Kid watched Wall Street too many times

wall street was stock brokers

I desire to be an analyst and then progress to associate...

and the desire didnt come from movies had seen wall street YEARS ago, one of my fraternity alumni approached me and told me about what he does, he heard about me and my personality and said I would fit 'nicely' with him and his co workers.

anyways thanks for the info guys,

who is NEF?
 
Nobody here works in IB.

Tell me what school (or rank) you went to, and I'll tell you whether or not you have a chance. (Put another way: If there are IBD recruiters at your school, talk to them. If there aren't, your school is too shitty for them to bother with.)

Look, brah, if you're on an steroid-based webchat asking if you should learn what financial modeling is, I'll just be straight and tell you that you're not getting IB.

Go to somewhere like wallstreetoasis.com and get an idea of what you want to actually do, and what you need to do it.

HTH,



:cow:
 
And much like the pr0n industry, it's up or out. You don't just sit around for ten years and get MD.



:cow:

Welch was an 18 month, up-or-out guy.

Immelt is a little better. He'll park someone for a solid three years (sometimes more).
 
I'm about to start doing hard money loans again..

Private funds 50% equity stake

good times.. been a while but i do miss the action..
 
don't be discouraged by the naysayers broley

arm yourself with a new suit and a Cybercollege degree and you'll have the last laugh


just sayin'
 
I think I would end up bringing a rifle to work one day if i worked there. (For my personality type)
Not that I would ever get hired for a job like this anyway. If I had to get a regular job I would probably go into HR, seems like the best way to utilize my skills.
 
So these are basically number-crunching, spreadsheet commando jobs? None of the romance, excitement or money. Might as well call themselves accountants! lol
 
Nobody here works in IB.

Tell me what school (or rank) you went to, and I'll tell you whether or not you have a chance. (Put another way: If there are IBD recruiters at your school, talk to them. If there aren't, your school is too shitty for them to bother with.)

Look, brah, if you're on an steroid-based webchat asking if you should learn what financial modeling is, I'll just be straight and tell you that you're not getting IB.

Go to somewhere like wallstreetoasis.com and get an idea of what you want to actually do, and what you need to do it.

HTH,
:cow:

Ic, so based on my fitness enthusiasm I am unqualified? None of this is ment to be confrontational, simply a response...

There are not IBD, so I guess my school is completely shitty then man, but my grades arent garbage, I am connected like a rail road track, and I am knowledgable enough to discuss things...

My biggest concern is actually more so towards the interviews and resume/cover letter writing my friend.

I have an interview at Brookfield asset management.. how do I approach this? what do i say etc? what research before hand should I do? (also this is for an internship im not someone who thinks they are getting in with no relevant work experience when they work at fuckin k-mart)

I have gotten some information on it i am basically asking is financial modeling worth it to learn before the interviews anythoughts on this?

Also to attain interviews, besides the old entitlement power structure, would you think it would be beneficial to show up to banks in person, and request to speak to someone?

anythoughts are appreciative even the demoralizing ones, they increase my ability to take this seriously, thank you.

-b
 
Ic, so based on my fitness enthusiasm I am unqualified? None of this is ment to be confrontational, simply a response...

There are not IBD, so I guess my school is completely shitty then man, but my grades arent garbage, I am connected like a rail road track, and I am knowledgable enough to discuss things...

My biggest concern is actually more so towards the interviews and resume/cover letter writing my friend.

I have an interview at Brookfield asset management.. how do I approach this? what do i say etc? what research before hand should I do? (also this is for an internship im not someone who thinks they are getting in with no relevant work experience when they work at fuckin k-mart)

I have gotten some information on it i am basically asking is financial modeling worth it to learn before the interviews anythoughts on this?

Also to attain interviews, besides the old entitlement power structure, would you think it would be beneficial to show up to banks in person, and request to speak to someone?

anythoughts are appreciative even the demoralizing ones, they increase my ability to take this seriously, thank you.

-b

I'm pulling for you!
 
So these are basically number-crunching, spreadsheet commando jobs? None of the romance, excitement or money. Might as well call themselves accountants! lol


valuation does require alot of financial analysis, but man, im telling you certain things influence the flow of capital,

barrick gold just won a court case so they wont be inhibited by the government in other countries in which they operate, there value will increase now they are uninhibited, that shit will not come up on a statement, to truly value an organization you have to be cohesive with its everyday operation.
 
What are you going to school for? What's your major? It's a hard business bro. I knew someone that was in it but got burned out from it my man. He was working 100+ hr weeks. It's not for everyone man, regardless of the money. It's something that should really interested you aside from the money.
 
What are you going to school for? What's your major? It's a hard business bro. I knew someone that was in it but got burned out from it my man. He was working 100+ hr weeks. It's not for everyone man, regardless of the money. It's something that should really interested you aside from the money.


Economics (major)
minor - finance
minor - global studies (believe it or not understanding the political stuff helps understanding the flow of capital)

100+ hours a week really isnt that big of a deal considering the compensation, i mean with alot of kids coming out of university un employed... the majority of females i see working as waitresses? like holy shit pal.. 3 years gone? and then some time, off, i dont see the fucking problem with that. i work all the time anyways.
 
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