in the past 1/2 hour

[hamstershaver]

the cat has bit me at least 4x, scratched me 10x and klu has laughed 50x
my arm hurts

 

[jack sparrow]

I tried giving a cat a bath once. My arms not only hurt afterwords, they also bled alot.

 

[hotzie]

pwned

 

[SoKlueles]

bahahahahahhaah it was hillarious

 

[PBR]

you still have him?

 

[chefbone]

Hammy.....put some tape on the bottom of all four paws of the cat. You will laugh your arse off bro. It's the funniest shit ever!!!! That will for surely shut Klu's mouth real quick!!!! Take pics!

 

[hamstershaver]

pwned

pwned is when i shot it in the ass with a rubber band afterwards

 

[SoKlueles]

no i doubt it would shut me up
dang dude you dont know me that well

 

[SoKlueles]

pwned is when i shot it in the ass with a rubber band afterwards

and i was shutting the bedroom door and she tried to run in and i got her head caught in the door
it was an accident tho i was afraid i hurt her

 

[foreigngirl]

what a baby

 

[hotzie]

pwned is when i shot it in the ass with a rubber band afterwards

now you should shoot klu in the ass

 

[hamstershaver]

my arm itches real bad, can i get cat scratch fever?

 

[anthrax]

Hammy,

Go to the nearest Chinatown and exchange your cat for a DVD player
Much more useful

 

[SoKlueles]

what a baby

omg yes he is
whining till i put peroxide and a barney band aid on it

 

[1_more_rep]

pwned is when i shot it in the ass with a rubber band afterwards

lol no one likes cats...get a dog instead...or tie it up pig-style with all 4 of its legs together until it can behave itself

 

[foreigngirl]

omg yes he is
whining till i put peroxide and a barney band aid on it

lol, do you need to kiss the boo-boo too?

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammy,

Go to the nearest Chinatown and exchange your cat for a DVD player
Much more useful

dang theres 2 here already

 

[needtogetaas]

thats one tuff pussy.

 

[hotzie]

lol, do you need to kiss the boo-boo too?

i have a boo boo , will you kiss it for me

 

[SoKlueles]

i have a boo boo , will you kiss it for me

a boo boo is a cut or scratch or something
not a penis that is too small.....thats called genetics

 

[foreigngirl]

i have a boo boo , will you kiss it for me

do I know you?

 

[1_more_rep]

LOL rejected...

 

[hotzie]

do I know you?

wtf

 

[foreigngirl]

wtf

lmao...sorry hun
everyone giving you hard time tonight?

 

[hotzie]

lmao...sorry hun
everyone giving you hard time tonight?

nah

 

[RADAR]

So everything is good again between you two?


RADAR

 

[BUBBLES]

I feel sorry for that poor little cat...lol

 

[hamstershaver]

So everything is good again between you two?


RADAR

yeah i forgave the cat

 

[SoreArms]

have a fun weekend buds

 

[nutsnack]

so which pussy do u give it to? klu or the other?

 

[Lestat]

glad to see you and klu happy again

 

[awittyusername]

Hammy I missed wtf was going on...but I am dissapointed in how gay you sound talking about the fucking cat

 

[Lestat]

Hammy I missed wtf was going on...but I am dissapointed in how gay you sound talking about the fucking cat

they almost broke up but they are cool and happy now.

I dubbed them EF's power couple.

 

[awittyusername]

they almost broke up but they are cool and happy now.

I dubbed them EF's power couple.

Well...since you "dobbed them EFs power couple"...Then, I guess its fucking official

I will put it in my scrapbook

 

[Lestat]

Well...since you "dobbed them EFs power couple"...Then, I guess its fucking official

I will put it in my scrapbook

Hahah.

thanks man

 

[awittyusername]

Hahah.

thanks man

Can I quote that in my scrapbook?

 

[Mr. dB]

What were you doing to provoke the animal?

 

[Lestat]

Can I quote that in my scrapbook?

sure thing.

 

[Pamela]

the cat has bit me at least 4x, scratched me 10x and klu has laughed 50x
my arm hurts

I've got the weirdest cat.
He loves to be scratched and rub. And he purrs like a motor.
But if he doesn't like what you do he will turn around a bite you pretty good.
I have some teeth marks from the other day.

 

[hamstershaver]

What were you doing to provoke the animal?

i wasnt doing anything, i was just laying on the bed watching tv and she kept attacking me

 

[bullett]

i wasnt doing anything, i was just laying on the bed watching tv and she kept attacking me

Cats don't like hamsters....

 

[jnevin]

I tried giving a cat a bath once. My arms not only hurt afterwords, they also bled alot.

You're supposed to put the lid on the blender ya doofus.

 

[Sub-Zero]

and i was shutting the bedroom door and she tried to run in and i got her head caught in the door
it was an accident tho i was afraid i hurt her

dude, u are killing ur cat slowly but surely

 

[Mr. dB]

Cats don't like hamsters....

Sure they do, if you add a little worcestershire sauce.

 

[StickFigure]

the cat has bit me at least 4x, scratched me 10x and klu has laughed 50x
my arm hurts

...for the following 1/2 hour....that cat would have been regretting that shit every fucking second!!

 

[gotmilk]

Harm the cat and Toonces will return some karma.

http://www.catass.com/toonces/toonces8.jpg

 

[hamstershaver]

Harm the cat and Toonces will return some karma.

http://www.catass.com/toonces/toonces8.jpg

lol, thats even what the cat looks like

 

[gotmilk]

the cat has bit me at least 4x

Maybe that's a hint to step away from the computer and play with the cat.

Maybe that cat wants to play ping-pong?

http://www.catass.com/toonces/toonces6.jpg

 

[gotmilk]

Keep fugging with the cat and one day it may take you for a ride

http://www.catass.com/toonces/toonces1.jpg