In millilitres, how much semen do horses spew forth upon ejaculating?

[Nathan]

Diarrhea is my least favorite variety of feces for many reasons. First and foremost, it seems to smell far worse than your every day run of the mill feces. It's not pleasant. Moreover, diarrhea is not nearly as pretty as normal excrement. Deficating is a natural biological function and as such should be beautiful to behold, however, diarrhea wipes its ass with beauty. Diarrhea think it's the shit but I'm here to say that it truly is not. Sorry, that shit don't fly round here. I am taking a stand against anything and everything diarrhea related. Granted, shit happens, but I feel very strongly that diarrhea should not. I for one will do whatever I can to put an end to burning rectums everywhere. What can we do you ask? We can write letters to our politicians for one. I know if I were a politician I would be itching to hear what can be done about the plague we call diarrhea. So uncap those pens and wipe away those tears cause healthy, solid feces is right around the corner. Thank you.

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I should not have written this while I was eating.

 

[Frackal]

Suck a horses dick and spit into a measuring cup

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I know of a few folks here who can answer that question first hand...

 

[Nathan]

I know of a few folks here who can answer that question first hand...

Like who?

 

[Nathan]

Bump for more info on who has first hand experience with horse semen.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Like who?

Rumor has it decem is quite the equestrian....

 

[decem]

Rumor has it decem is quite the equestrian....

that's still better than being a goat fucker.

 

[WODIN]

Nathan...you wouldn't be any relation to the infamous Buddy Love of Kids in the Hall fame.

 

[AAP]

They do have video clips on kazaa about this. Women and horses. Go check it out you sick people.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan...you wouldn't be any relation to the infamous Buddy Love of Kids in the Hall fame.

Not that I know of why?

 

[HappyScrappy]

come on people - GOOGLE!!! (horse ejaculation volume)

taken from http://www.ces.uga.edu/pubcd/b945-w.html

"A semen evaluation is done by collecting from a stallion twice. The second ejaculate should be collected about one hour after the first. Before declaring a stallion infertile make several evaluations. Several criteria are used to evaluate stallion semen. The ejaculate volume should be 25 to 100 milliliters, but may be as great as 300 milliliters; the season of the year will influence seminal volume. Research has shown that gel-free semen volume is lowest in January and February and highest in May and June. The amount of gel in the semen, which is related to season of the year and individual stallion variation, will also influence total volume."

 

[AAP]

I can shoot like a race horse, if anyone is interested.

 

[Nathan]

come on people - GOOGLE!!! (horse ejaculation volume)

taken from http://www.ces.uga.edu/pubcd/b945-w.html

"A semen evaluation is done by collecting from a stallion twice. The second ejaculate should be collected about one hour after the first. Before declaring a stallion infertile make several evaluations. Several criteria are used to evaluate stallion semen. The ejaculate volume should be 25 to 100 milliliters, but may be as great as 300 milliliters; the season of the year will influence seminal volume. Research has shown that gel-free semen volume is lowest in January and February and highest in May and June. The amount of gel in the semen, which is related to season of the year and individual stallion variation, will also influence total volume."

Stop, you're turning me on.

 

[JohnyJuice]

In millilitres, how much semen do horses spew forth upon ejaculating?

Ask ryan-Homo how much dripped off his back after Mr. Ed banged him in the ass.