In addition to EBT cards and cell phones Uncle Sugar is now offering:

[Creepusmaximus]

I need my glory hole reconditioned

A good bleaching, tightening and roid removal???

 

[WoodyO]

How does one go about finding the right doc to chop off your schlong?

 

[dabuffguy]

Just ask fez. I'm certain he knows where to send you.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

How does one go about finding the right doc to chop off your schlong?

I'm not sure if many of them actually chop off their schlong????? They want everything else but I think most don't get chopped. Anyways how the hell do you make a realistic hole from a pole??? What the fuck is wrong with these people??? Remember that damn guy who was a girl who then got pregnant as a guy but apparently she still had all the equipment. WTF, he/she was banging a guy, fuck my head hurts from even figuring that whole mess out.

Oh shit just looked up the story and it gets even more complicated. http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Beatie

 

[AFeedz]

Oh fuck you have no idea how business works. With government paying there will be doctors ringing the register and they don't give one shit about the patients frame of mind.

No more so than for any other covered surgery.

...And there are lots of doctors who *do* give a shit. Lots, specifically these people's psychiatrists and/or clinical psychologists. That's the whole point - is to protect them from going and doing something stupid.

Some will get paid to skew their opinions in favor of surgery for a few bucks. Some will be assholes, as with everyone and everything, but you're absolutely ridiculous to think that will be everybody.

Go get laid or something. You're too cynical for 1 a.m.

 

[dabuffguy]

No more so than for any other covered surgery.

...And there are lots of doctors who *do* give a shit. Lots, specifically these people's psychiatrists and/or clinical psychologists. That's the whole point - is to protect them from going and doing something stupid.

Some will get paid to skew their opinions in favor of surgery for a few bucks. Some will be assholes, as with everyone and everything, but you're absolutely ridiculous to think that will be everybody.

Go get laid or something. You're too cynical for 1 a.m.

Stop them from doing something stupid?

You mean like, mutilating their genitals? Because that's about as stupid as you get in life.

 

[WoodyO]

They're my genitals and I'll do with them as I see fit.

 

[mrplunkey]

No more so than for any other covered surgery.

...And there are lots of doctors who *do* give a shit. Lots, specifically these people's psychiatrists and/or clinical psychologists. That's the whole point - is to protect them from going and doing something stupid.

Some will get paid to skew their opinions in favor of surgery for a few bucks. Some will be assholes, as with everyone and everything, but you're absolutely ridiculous to think that will be everybody.

Go get laid or something. You're too cynical for 1 a.m.

The problem is that when Uncle Sugar does the paying, it only takes a handful of bad doctors to wreck the system.

Data uncover nation’s top Medicare billers - The Washington Post

A single ophthalmologist billed Medicare $20M in 2012 -- yes in a single year.

And he used $11.8M in drugs alone doing injections to the eye, when the generic drug would have cost less than $500,000.

 

[PICK3]

The problem is that when Uncle Sugar does the paying, it only takes a handful of bad doctors to wreck the system.

Data uncover nation’s top Medicare billers - The Washington Post

A single ophthalmologist billed Medicare $20M in 2012 -- yes in a single year.

And he used $11.8M in drugs alone doing injections to the eye, when the generic drug would have cost less than $500,000.

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[mrplunkey]

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