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gripweight
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no she isnt numb nuts
mustang_00
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rape?
wtf...seriously...this is what you came up with?
WHY??
WHY??
javaguru
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Im kinda pissed I have no wine
javaguru
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I gathered you're pissed...what did he do and what did you do?
he forgot my wine on his way home....I sulked
he went to sleep......the end
he went to sleep......the end
javaguru
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There is a long story between your synopsis...
Just sayin'....I admit we menz are fucked up but you wiminz don't give us many options...
meh, somewhat, long week is all..
I was looking forward to unwinding for the weekend
also...you ever notice we monopolize (sp? ) threads alot?
I was looking forward to unwinding for the weekend
also...you ever notice we monopolize (sp? ) threads alot?
javaguru
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Generally speaking, as a formally married manz, a married man never forgets a specific demand..especially if drugging his wife might lead to sexuals...he "forgot" for a reason...just sayin'.
it didnt involve doing something for himself
javaguru
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He should have bought you the bottle of wine...but maybe he is sending you a message about your drinking? Men are stupid about discussing anything...call him out about it?
I purchased roses for my ex wife to show I cared....randomly...
She accused me of doing something wrong because I wanted to do something that would make her happy.
javaguru
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Does he do anyything right in your opinion?
projecting a tad?
to answer, yes
to answer, yes
javaguru
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I've been a husband so yes...
Name ten things he does wrong and ten you do wrong...
I bet it will take you five minutes for the former and I doubt you can fulfill the latter...
It takes two to be in a relationship and two to fight...I always assumed half the blame.
redshirt27se
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you guys are killing nimbii's thread.
nimbus
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the real question is if you could resist drinking it long enough to inject
bakemeacookie
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isn't this also called la chicks in the ghetto?
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what java is trying to say here, shirlene, is that
[translation] you are not special, but rather typical.
typical in the way you are spoiled and selfish.
posting on EF all day, bitching to us all that your slave of a husband didnt feel like wasting his time to stop and get you your fix, so that you can be drunk and waste more time getting fat, while posting on a fitness site (ironic huh?).
and for him, being normal, and not wanting you to be an alcoholic waste of life, he has to go home with his nuts full, and his bed empty.
gee what a lucky man. [/translation]
redshirt27se
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can i get a rosetta stone cd for this? i'd like to learn more translations.
calveless wonder
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i'm sure that process would kill the sperm, and the bros would have to jerk off within about the same time frame. sperm only lives a couple of hours outside the body or when it dries up
calveless wonder
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if feasible though, i'd name this game King of Sperm
millions of combatants, but only 1 can rise forward and become the legendary bastard child
millions of combatants, but only 1 can rise forward and become the legendary bastard child
its frat roulette, brah.
also, the semen in the middle would live long enough, only the semen in contact with the external environment would die. like when it dries up.
if you jizz on a girl stomach, she has untill the center dries up to swipe a bit into her pussy!
twenty47
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holy shit
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