I'm thinkin about packing on

[reno240]

a few hundo so that I can get on "The biggest loser" and meet Kim Lyons. A few weeks with her on the show and she'll be putty in my fat meaty fingers.

MMMM - chicken fingers...

 

[Gymgurl]

Sounds like a grand idea

 

[reno240]

Sounds like a grand idea

Yeah - I thought ruining my body was worth it. Do you see how she embraces those peeps after they post big numbers. MMMMMM....

 

[Gymgurl]

Ill hand feed you lots of fatting food...

 

[reno240]

MMMM - Food - Thanks, because all that lifting the food to my mouth is wasting valuable calories.

 

[Gymgurl]

You got it....you can just lay on the couch in front of the tv and I will feed ya!

 

[reno240]

Thanks for helping a man with his dreams... I better get to work if I want to get on that show next year.

KIM!! I'll be with you shortly - your fatty man of your dreams is waddling his way towards you. You know your going to want some of this - as soon as I catch my breath.

 

[Gymgurl]

She won't be able to find your cawk.....You'll have a dickie do.....your tummy will stick out more then your dickie do...

 

[reno240]

She won't be able to find your cawk.....You'll have a dickie do.....your tummy will stick out more then your dickie do...

Shit - I obviously have not thought enough about my plan - I'll have to lose lots of poundage on the show. Then she'll be like - "Yeah baby, move all that extra skin and lets get to it." - Yep, that's exactly what it will be like.