Here's a pure copy paste of my most recent text yesterday to my cousin:
Tryouts were seriously a mess today!!! Ugh!! We're probably only taking 3 new kids. Don't say anything to anyone about it please. Not until after we are done with tryouts after Tuesday.
From your age we have Cooper, Stockton, Joos, and Brennan as a pitcher only. That's it!
What the crap am I supposed to do with that few of players?
Then there were 3 Freshman that we want. 2 are really good, the other is decent. All the others belong playing on a girls softball team, not even joking.
We're screwed.
I can text without sounding retarded. Not hard brohemoth.