I'm so pissed right now I'm pacing!!!

[zwhit]

what kind of dog is it?

 

[EarthRider]

Golden retriever

He's great with our kids but man does he piss me off

 

[miplank]

Maybe your fatass wasn't so slow you could catch the dog

 

[EarthRider]

Maybe

 

[dabuffguy]

So I put kids in house go outside and am throwing stuff in car like bikes. Lyla opens door I tell her to close it sunny our stupid dog runs out into mud and so I catch him. I tell lyla to close door she walks away and sunny gets away and runs into house and mud is all over my carpet! lol I'm so pissed I have to laugh

I hate having a dog I'd rather have a tack in my shoe

Are you Asian?

"I put kids in house. I throw bike in car. Wife open door, dog run outside in mud. I am pissed"


I almost wanted to mop you for that, hahaha.

 

[stunner_best]

Having toddlers and dogs at the same time is hard!

 

[EarthRider]

I wrote all that in a txt to wife and copy and pasted, so fuck off

 

[miplank]

You told your wife the dog got "my" carpet muddy?


Lies you copy and pasted dick

 

[-SD-]

You told your wife the dog got "my" carpet muddy?


Lies you copy and pasted dick

hahahaahhaaha

fuck me

 

[EarthRider]

You told your wife the dog got "my" carpet muddy?


Lies you copy and pasted dick

Well I edited a few words jeez I figured now that you're getting laid you would lighten up