I'm not even allowed to tuck my penis into the back of my wife's knee

[Lumberg]

..through her cargo pants.

This is promptly going from bad to worse.

Help me blackmail her into sleeping in the same bed w/me tonight at least.

 

[swole]

that's cuz i already fucked her this afternoon while you were working

 

[calveless wonder]

fire her

 

[javaguru]

..through her cargo pants.

This is promptly going from bad to worse.

Help me blackmail her into sleeping in the same bed w/me tonight at least.

Welcome to married life.

 

[Lumberg]

Oh yeah BTW I am self-employed, whilst she is a member of the rat race, so if anyone is doing any fucking whilst the spouse is at work....

 

[nimbus]

this thread is definitely going to make her want you more

 

[Smurfy]

this thread is definitely going to make her want you more

he may actually believe that