OMG!! funny you should say this - this just happened to me moments ago... well, maybe an hour.
I just went down to the QwikEMart here and got me some milk. I remembered pants and even a jacket, but not a shirt. so there I was, hair a mess from not showering for most of the week, covered in hamburglar sauce and french fry residue and I gets me some milk with my North Face jacket open to my bare chest.
I pulled out a big jug of the lowfat stuff cause I'm on a diet.
I had my wallet with me, thankfully I had my pants - the wallet was in them. I shelled out the $3 and the woman looked at me and said... "you stoned" and I said "ummm... no, why? you got anything little lady?"
she then smacked her ass and said, hot damn sweetcakes, grab a ho ho. so I took a whole rack of disposable film and ran for my life... around the store. then I came back to the counter and got my change and left. she made me put the film back and then she said no Hostess- ANYTHING for me. that bitch.
as I walked past the local hood ho's that were carrying 40's and swearing, they smiled at my milk, and smiled at their miniskirts and I walked up to my steps and rang the bell - I had forgotten my keys in the haste of my wanton milk purchasing.
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