Im in class sitting behind my ex

[miplank]

since when is a decade old dodge avenger a nice ride?

 

[the.gladiator1987]

yes of course bro but i dont have em anymore which sucks, will u take an IOU for your pics ??

or i promise you nudes of my next g/f

 

[the.gladiator1987]

since when is a decade old dodge avenger a nice ride?

ever since I started calling my 1998 avenger the poor mans Viper

 

[AAP]

straight up that i dont want it to be awckward...how bout this iggy

bitch u remind me of a skeleton
after i fucked you id pop 4 melatonin
gain 20 lbs and you could be super hot
cuz it looks like u eat air pudding and wind sauce

good thing u dont wear glasses, no lie
id rip that shit right off, bye bye
and ud do that shit again when i dumped you, cry cry
but guess wat bitch im no longer the nice guy

im a bad dude, with a nice ride
get them ho's wet, whos next in line
i need a DD bitch its about time
or ima freak the fuck out and commit crime

Ummm.... well....


Ok, why not just stand up and drop kick her in the back of the head? Be a bit better for both of you in the long run than this mangled Mother Goose On Crack rhyme.

 

[miplank]

Ummm.... well....


Ok, why not just stand up and drop kick her in the back of the head? Be a bit better for both of you in the long run than this mangled Mother Goose On Crack rhyme.

lmfao

 

[AAP]

Or bring scissors and slyly cut the shit out of the back of her hair. Not all off. Just a slant.

 

[jackangel]

AAP is the cattiest bitch of them all

 

[AAP]

Mean Girls ain't got shit on me.

 

[lartinos]

Your Rapping is less than poetic.Plainly put your "rapping" is nothing more than words that don't even all rhyme. Not that rapping/poetry is as simple as just rhyming.

 

[SpyWizard]

dude just be honest..

tell her after being with her, you decided that you were gay..

see if she wants another chance to turn you straight..