I'm going to need reasons why I shouldn't whip your ass

[supersizeme]

Paulos you are my nigga so I wouldn't whip you because we both have forearms that suck and have to use straps. And your avatar is currently ranked #1 on elite.

revex I already battled today. i military pressed the entire U.S. military minus a couple of sargeants who were fat fucks and would've torn my ligaments. also i close grip benched way less than anyone else on this thread. worked up to 155 for 7. all i can say is "holy tris"

 

[casavant]

I have two big dogs and a pair of parachute pants in my closet.

Are the dogs in the closet having freaky sex with each other?

 

[Nathan]

Paulos you are my nigga so I wouldn't whip you because we both have forearms that suck and have to use straps. And your avatar is currently ranked #1 on elite.

revex I already battled today. i military pressed the entire U.S. military minus a couple of sargeants who were fat fucks and would've torn my ligaments. also i close grip benched way less than anyone else on this thread. worked up to 155 for 7. all i can say is "holy tris"

If you ignore me again, I'll fucking kill you.

 

[gonelifting]

Trust me, You don`t wanna fight me. I`ll scream so loud that your eardrums will bleed.

You would`nt want that, would you?

 

[revexrevex]

wtf, 345 for 5,.... bro you dissapoint me. I would atleast expect you to be approaching 5 plates.... bro forgive me, youre still my hero

 

[supersizeme]

I'm quickly approaching 100 beatings. I expected much less, but obviously not everyone is taking me seriously.

Casavant is exempt because I won't beat anyone who's on wellbutrin. Also my cat's head was at one time photoshopped on his body so we are eternally linked that way.

Nathan you're going to get hit in the ribs at least once because I've been told that you like to bogart the weed and use your size to your advantage. Like your boy watches you take three hits, and then he's like, "can you pass that, mr rotation fucker up" and then you raise your arms and act like you're gonna hit him while taking your 4th hit. dick.

revex i did 345x5 on deads yesterday so does that exonerate me from the shitty cg bench. watch out or i could easily put you in line behind nathan

 

[curling]

The reason not to whip my ass? Hmmm... how about I had sushi for lunch and I ran out of toilet paper.

 

[AAP]

I guess I better get on this list.

 

[gonelifting]

My job is feeding and taking care of butler monkeys. I`ve also been known to go above the call of duty to keep them happy. So if you have them to carry around your karma, you would`nt want to hurt me.

It`s feeding time, I must go now.

 

[supersizeme]

AAP good thing you just posted because I was just laying out my flight schedules and was going to hit Florida third stop to come beat you up and steal your condos. I wasn't going to deal it single-handedly though because you say you OH press the 120s. I hired Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy plus that retarded guy who tried to kill you in your gym parking lot to hold you down while I rained blows upon you. Consider yourself the luckiest gay man in Florida.