I'm going to need reasons why I shouldn't whip your ass

[beastboy]

*yawn*

 

[Bullit]

*yawn*

Oh SNAP!!!!!

You gonna take this shit ssme?

 

[supersizeme]

OH

MY

GOD

beast I'm posting this from the fedex store right now. i'm overnighting you a couple of steaks and also a frozen bag of peas which you will be needing to apply to various parts of your pock-marked faced once I'm through with you after that blatant clock cleaning request. it's over buddy. #1 on my list

 

[fistfullofsteel]

please don't beat me up. i will give you my lunch money. life is already unfair to me, i have a very small penis and most chics seem to sense this and not give me any.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You couldn't tell by looking at me, but I can run really, really fast.

 

[casavant]

Casavant is exempt because I won't beat anyone who's on wellbutrin. Also my cat's head was at one time photoshopped on his body so we are eternally linked that way.

 

[spin721]

Please don't kick my ass

Come on, don't kick my ass. I already have to ride my bike to school because the kids always beat me up on the bus. I never have any money for lunch, because I have to pay the kids not to mess up my bike while I am in class. And when I get home, I have to play "Pong" on my old Atari 2600 in black and white because I don't have a color TV.

I wear P.C.H. shirts, Bugle Boy pants, a Lightning Bolt hat and a Member's Only jacket!

Please spare me, my life sucks enough already.

 

[AAP]

AAP good thing you just posted because I was just laying out my flight schedules and was going to hit Florida third stop to come beat you up and steal your condos. I wasn't going to deal it single-handedly though because you say you OH press the 120s. I hired Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy plus that retarded guy who tried to kill you in your gym parking lot to hold you down while I rained blows upon you. Consider yourself the luckiest gay man in Florida.

You promised that retard he could have my cell phone right?

 

[supersizeme]

fistfullofmidol, aap, and spin can sleep well tonight. spin i'm going to send you a pair of z cavariccis and a hypercolor shirt so you can join my crew if you want

 

[HighIntensity]

I live for the moment that we cross paths.