I'm going to need reasons why I shouldn't whip your ass

[beastboy]

Sleepy....very sleepy.

 

[gonelifting]

Are you gonna kick my ass or not? wtf? At least have the decency to let me know, So I know what to wear.

 

[spin721]

Thanks for the pants and the shirt...I will now look super cool at the school dance.

 

[bigschweeler]

AAP good thing you just posted because I was just laying out my flight schedules and was going to hit Florida third stop to come beat you up and steal your condos. I wasn't going to deal it single-handedly though because you say you OH press the 120s. I hired Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy plus that retarded guy who tried to kill you in your gym parking lot to hold you down while I rained blows upon you. Consider yourself the luckiest gay man in Florida.

Man that Carson guy on that show is gay, like seriously gay. If I didn't get my point across in the above sentence, damn he is gay.

I mean he is like the most gay dude on that show by far. His gayness blows away the other four guys. Hell compared to Carson they don't even seem gay.

So, in other words, dude is gay.

 

[supersizeme]

Truly gay. That is what I picture AAP to be like, except gayer. As in Carson would be the man in the relationship and do 100% of the thrusting.

gonelifting you are spared since I don't beat up anyone who was registered in May 2002. Consider yourself lucky, my man. One month later and it would've been uppercuts for you.

HI I'm kickin your ass no matter what simply because I have watched Roadhouse like ten thousand times and I can tell that you'd be among the original crew of bouncers at the Double Deuce who would get fired by me to make way for the more sensible bouncers. You would come back to kick my ass with a knife in your right boot, but I'd throw that shit up on the roof no problem.

beastboy you're gonna have me, bobber, and spin creating a collage of orbital and cheekbone fractures so I'd go ahead and call ahead into your insurance company and see what your deductible is. It's coming my brother. OMFG IS IT EVER COMING. Ok I'm calm now.

 

[revexrevex]

POWERRRRRRr

 

[bigschweeler]

Truly gay. That is what I picture AAP to be like, except gayer. As in Carson would be the man in the relationship and do 100% of the thrusting.

Harsh man. You better watch out that AAP doesn't flip the script on you fro that one.

And there is no way Carson is doing any of the pounding.

He's a taker.

 

[argent]

Because if you come at me, I will subdue you. Upon doing that I will insert my index and middle finger into your eyeballs, get a firm grip on your eye sockets, and begin to smash the back of your head into the closest masonry object until you stop convulsing.

That or I will run like a little bitch.

 

[AAP]

Who the hell is this Carson dude?

 

[bigschweeler]

Who the hell is this Carson dude?

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...It should be on BRAVO right now. I'm sure you'd so make him your bitch.