I'm going to need reasons why I shouldn't whip your ass

[supersizeme]

Ok all 6 people who posted above me except for that slob Martha gave solid reasons. bdog I will even buy a beer for because he remember that I own a McLaren. Actually The Steel Beast and I co-own it, but I have it today so technically at this moment it is mine. And Strongbad rules so Nate you're cool. And revex, you're safe, too, except I might slap you upside the head one time because I heard you used straps last week.

Gymtime - it's looking bad bor. You may be right behind Martha along with the other 20 people who viewed this thread and immediately crapped their pants and turned off their computers.

 

[gymtime]

Gymtime - it's looking bad bor. You may be right behind Martha along with the other 20 people who viewed this thread and immediately crapped their pants and turned off their computers.

Look pally, I don't know who the fock you think you are, but you should know that I've been doing pilates for well over two weeks now. So uh........JUS SIMMA!

 

[revexrevex]

gymtime, supersizeme, and revexrevex..... you guys ready to go to war against cold iron today

 

[gymtime]

gymtime, supersizeme, and revexrevex..... you guys ready to go to war against cold iron today

Why? Did he misspell something too??

 

[Paulos]

Because I'd step out of my 1990 Miata with 345k miles on it, freshly exfoliated, and hand you your ASS.

 

[supersizeme]

Ok you are spared because you done spelt "calluses" correctly. The pilates is also a plus, but you're still not sacking up and hitting the ribbong twirling hard from what I've heard so I may trip you when don't expect it. But no shots to the face.

Bigschweeler is safe because he's from the doghouse and his rotts would destroy me.

Poyeboy - you and KiKi are goin down. I will probably need Bobber to help me out with KiKinator though.

John you're home free because we have history with that whole naked pics thing several years ago where I thought you were a chick.

 

[Nathan]

Were I a blind man, I'd totally fight everyone I ever met. "What did you say? Are you making fun of my physical impediment?" I'll fucking fight you right now god dammit." Plus, I'd be allowed to use my cane since everyone knows blind people aren't the best fighters. I wouldn't be able to see the gore upon smashing my cane into children's exposed faces, but I would be able to HEAR it and FEEL the splash back like no other person ever has before.

 

[SAGAT]

92 views and 17 replies..hmmm that would mean you're going to kick the crock out of 75 peoples. you best be sure you saw all dem rocky movies now.

 

[revexrevex]

wtf superiszeme, 155 for 7? bro u better rethink ur routine. I want to see some heavy breathing squats an dmaybe some rack deadlifts in ther bor

 

[bigschweeler]

Are the dogs in the closet having freaky sex with each other?

Unfortunate for them, but no.

I robbed them both of that opportunity.

The male keeps trying to hump the female and I feel bad for him I really do.

I cried the day they cut his balls off. ouch.

Thanks for bringing up painful memories.