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Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Eat your heart out all you posters that have no real life wimmenz!
cyabyelater
cyabyelater
I'm getting lucky tonight
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shrimp poboy
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BM promise you a handjob for a shoppin spree?
chris302001
Banned
rub it in old man...rub it in.....
heavy_duty
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lartinos
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I hope you can't find your viagra!
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
I believe in the B's
Bikes Babes blowjobs and boobs not in that order.
She said I can play with you guys I just did the tub thing in the singlewide bafrum
Jealous?
heavy_duty
New member
I hope he can finally blow his load, word has it he aint been able to blow for quite some time.
Poor Gramps.
Poor Gramps.
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Don't have any, got a permarection, might be cause I got a hawt ol lady... Youngsters, they kill me.
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shrimp poboy
Guest
So you do bathe?
housemusik83
New member
lmao!!! funny shit right here... i get lucky every night sorry you have to celebrate when you get lucky 
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lartinos
Guest
I've heard he's been shooting blanks since before I was born.
heavy_duty
New member
Chrisco915
Banned
You're getting your favorite meal and then falling asleep in the recliner infront of the game?
housemusik83
New member
knew that was coming... wheres pick3
Bikini Mod
New member
Ya'll are funny motherfuckers.
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Nah, SHE was in the bafroom, not me.
housemusik83
New member
so are you going to give us any details or what
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
I could but I would have to kill myself.
Let's just say BM is awesome. Course I am too....
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Sorry I am married or I would help ya out.
Chrisco915
Banned
Yes....I am going there.
Pics or STFU!
Pics or STFU!
ricco561
New member
At your age, aren't you just lucky to be alive?
Bikini Mod
New member
This post made me literally bust out laughing.
txbondsman
New member
you forgot boots.... just sayin
Bikini Mod
New member
LOL@Crisco and Ricco.
Ya'll should've seen the old grump RACE into the bathroom to draw my bath... and get me a drink. And then he stood there and stared at me like the creepy old man that I met and fell in love with.
Ya'll should've seen the old grump RACE into the bathroom to draw my bath... and get me a drink. And then he stood there and stared at me like the creepy old man that I met and fell in love with.
Chrisco915
Banned
It is statements like this that make me lose faith in humanity. How are you NOT getting any? FREAKING Travesty.
Because I'm single and the only lov'n I'm getting is self lov'n. LOL
Kinda really sucks though, I'm running out of ideas ... LOL
jnevin
New member
I think it's "her" huge cock. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
txbondsman
New member
She has a toyfriend named Rambone, that aught to tell you something....
awww... you got turned down again due to your itsy bitsy teeny wiener? you know they make strap on's and if the lights are low I bet she'd never know the difference. It works for me.
jnevin
New member
If there isn't someone or something in the adult industry with that name I'll be amazed.
Bikini Mod
New member
"RAMBONE"
*SHUDDERS*
*SHUDDERS*
housemusik83
New member
haha
bigmann245
New member
getting lucky is winning at bingo above a certain age...
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Ok to answer all these questions.
I am alive, damn lucky
I can and do get it up Please refer to a BM thread about being a two pump chump and no it ain't me.
I shave my head and have a white beard down to my belly
No just for men here
Long Dong comes in three colors (Frisky I can send ya a catalogue)
Bigman, you know me IRL so you get dispensation for anything you say.
And youngsters, I have decades of experience AND a real female human.
