I'm beginning to think these "phermones" work!

[Freak Show]

So I'm dating this girl. Some times, not every time, when we hookup, it is the most intense thing I've ever felt. I can't stop kissing, touching, groping this girl. Its like a drug. I can't control myself. The fucked up thing is this doesn't happen every time. Then I remember her and her roommates talking about the first time they met me and my friends. THey just had some sex toy party and bought these "phermones" things. You know, the scent that's supposed to attract the opposite sex. I've heard about this shit but never paid attention to it. Later they told us, "well, we were wearing them the night we met you guys." So now I'm thinkin that i've been duped (sp). I'm thinkin she's been wearin that stuff on certain times we go out. I can't explain the feeling but its just weird that it only happens once in a while. What also makes me think is that I'm not that into her in any way shape or form other than SEX and that isn't even every time. We just don't communicate for shit. That's not like me. The whole experience, sex excluded, is just awkward. There's just no connection. Comments, experiences?

 

[mdd]

and the problem is???? tell her to keep wearing it.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Sulphuric acid applied to the cervix/prostate will do the same thing.

 

[Kryp2o]

What also makes me think is that I'm not that into her in any way shape or form other than SEX and that isn't even every time. We just don't communicate for shit. That's not like me. The whole experience, sex excluded, is just awkward. There's just no connection. Comments, experiences?

Check the warranty and return her to the store. Other than that, don't expect a blow up doll to talk back. ;^)

 

[danielson]

they havent been able to get the pheromen match 100% yet......

maybe you gotaroused by them. maybe it were her natural pheremones, maybe you just liked her boobies.......

acid test....spray them on a dude and see what happens

 

[supergirl]

damn.. i gotta go shopping now

 

[the nature boy]

bro if you ever marry her you'll find that those pheromones won't work anymore.

 

[Freak Show]

Re: Re: I'm beginning to think these "phermones" work!

Check the warranty and return her to the store. Other than that, don't expect a blow up doll to talk back. ;^)

LMAO! Sure dickhead, talk shit when I'm not online to defend myself. You're dead.

 

[BIG_I_69]

supposedly humans dont have pheromone receptors anymore ... we used to in the past but we have advanced so much that we have no use for them anyways ... some animals still have them though ... so technically pheromones should have no effect whatsoever

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

Look, phermones work. I have discovered one that seems to work real well. Here is repost on my discovery. This comes from a thread on the anabolic board about yohimburn.

momwardu:

how strong does yohimburn smell like pppermint? am I gona get people in the gym staring at me... sniff sniff?
so people could smell me from 5 feet 10 feet? am I gonna have girls come walkin over to me in the middle of my workout wanting to lick me?

Hugh Gellatts:

this reminds me of something real weird that happened last spring before I shaved my head. At the time I was on alot of test/d-bol and was real obsessed with preventing hairloss....one day I was so paranoid that I took the funky pink nizoral shampoo goo and applied it as hair-gel. Now nizoral has a destinctive weird odor, so I was really self-conscious that day. I was in a three hour media production class with a circular seat setup and made sure to sit as far away from anybody, especially the incredibly hot blond chick who I had not had the nerve to talk to yet. About 5 minuites into class she very visibly starts to sniff the air, turning left to right, then leaning over to sniff the people next to her, and when we got up to examine video equipment, she started walking around sniffing people. As she got nearer I overheard her say "who smells so good", and some dude pointed at me and said "It's jacked stud boy over there." At this point the teacher had restarted the lecture, so she picked up a chair, puts it right up against mine and starts taking very loud deep breaths and sighing. I have never in my life gotten a chick's number with so little effort on my part. Thank you nizoral!