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I'm beginning to feel like stickfiggaa

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KillahBee said:
dood, just hook up with a fatty online. it's easier than 1-2-3
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Yeah, sure <as the psycho theme plays in the background> You do that! You may be sorry about the personality you may encounter. :p
 
KillahBee said:
dood, just hook up with a fatty online. it's easier than 1-2-3
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a true fatty only thrills me when piss-drunk...without booze, fatties just aren't the same
 
KillahBee said:
dood, just hook up with a fatty online. it's easier than 1-2-3
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I don't think there are any EF women (confirmed women) available. They are either (post relationship - bitter) or taken.

Gambino, don't worry. . . . Spring is coming, then Summer. Short dresses, mini-skirts, etc. The hoochies will be out and ready for taggin'.
 
nycgirl said:
I don't think there are any EF women (confirmed women) available. They are either (post relationship - bitter) or taken.

Gambino, don't worry. . . . Spring is coming, then Summer. Short dresses, mini-skirts, etc. The hoochies will be out and ready for taggin'.
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eeewww! Yeah, they'll be out - with all their crabs and scabs - yuk!
 
It's going on almsot tow months for me. The worst part was that my stables dried out right before I stopped boozing. So not only am I not as exciting and even boring right now 'cause I'm nto going out much, but I also can't settle for a dry spell breaker 'casue I'm not boozed up to be OK with it. It's cool, highs and lows, I've lived through them before. Pussy comes, pussy goes.
 
It's better than having trich. Still. AFter three prescriptions. And not being able to drink any alcohol for two weeks. Or else you vomit profusely. :(
 
string_bean00 said:
oct 15 bitches, whoa



i tossed a virgins salad since than though, but she was not down for sex, what is the world coming to?
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change that sig son...virgin salad tossing, hmmmmmmmmm
 
its a tad ironic that youve been PWNED by a guy that lives in anti-sexville and is constantly telling stories about it

...but you have to look on the brightside...some of you have nice knitted sweaters to show for it ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
its a tad ironic that youve been PWNED by a guy that lives in anti-sexville and is constantly telling stories about it

...but you have to look on the brightside...some of you have nice knitted sweaters to show for it ;)
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how have i been pwned? dude hasn't gotten laid in the new millenium.
i've just been down and out a few months
 
dude. you live in GAYLORD. maybe if you moved out of GAYLORD, things might change. move to PUSSYTOWN or something........
 
humantarget said:
dude. you live in GAYLORD. maybe if you moved out of GAYLORD, things might change. move to PUSSYTOWN or something........
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believe it or not, there is some hotties up here...a whole mess of brazilian broads just got imported. i'm laying the foundations for scandal as we speak. if you had even a half a nutsack you'd get a snowmachine and come cruising up here.
 
Gamby, don't worry, as long as you only feel like SF, it'll be ok. start to panic when you begin to look like him........
 
Don't worry Gambino I make Stick look like a regular pimp. And at least you can count in months.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Gambino said:
how have i been pwned? dude hasn't gotten laid in the new millenium.
i've just been down and out a few months
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bro, im bitter. the way i see it, me and my buddies are the underdogs. its us 'have-nots' vs you guys, the 'haves' because we live in a dating landscape so obscenely unfair that we get insanely jealous of men who actually have women not spit blood at them if they say hello on the street. when i see Killahs avatars, i feel like the dorky freshman walking down the street when some frat guy in his '06 vette drives past and splashes mud all over him, then laughs insanely to the 3 cheerleaders in his backseat before tehy go back to the frat house and snort lines off each others boobs

so. i guess im just a tad twisted ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
bro, im bitter. the way i see it, me and my buddies are the underdogs. its us 'have-nots' vs you guys, the 'haves' because we live in a dating landscape so obscenely unfair that we get insanely jealous of men who actually have women not spit blood at them if they say hello on the street. when i see Killahs avatars, i feel like the dorky freshman walking down the street when some frat guy in his '06 vette drives past and splashes mud all over him, then laughs insanely to the 3 cheerleaders in his backseat before tehy go back to the frat house and snort lines off each others boobs

so. i guess im just a tad twisted ;)
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lmao funny post bor lol
 
Gambino said:
believe it or not, there is some hotties up here...a whole mess of brazilian broads just got imported. i'm laying the foundations for scandal as we speak. if you had even a half a nutsack you'd get a snowmachine and come cruising up here.
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wtf is up with that? those Brazilian girlies are fucking outstanding. almost as though they were created specifically for doggie-style.
 
humantarget said:
wtf is up with that? those Brazilian girlies are fucking outstanding. almost as though they were created specifically for doggie-style.
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maybe it's more common to you city fucks to see drop dead sexy ethnic broads but it is a rarity for me...but boyne mtn has imported a sheetload and i swear even the ugly ones you'd tag straight sober on sunday before communion
 
Gambino said:
maybe it's more common to you city fucks to see drop dead sexy ethnic broads but it is a rarity for me...but boyne mtn has imported a sheetload and i swear even the ugly ones you'd tag straight sober on sunday before communion
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i'd be licking the screen in the confessional.......
 
LOL! Great thread. But don't worry 'Bino, after about 6 months you start to forget what it was like and it's not quite so bad. Shit, i don't even remember what pussy smells like anymore. :chomp:
 
StickFigure said:
LOL! Great thread. But don't worry 'Bino, after about 6 months you start to forget what it was like and it's not quite so bad. Shit, i don't even remember what pussy smells like anymore. :chomp:
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stick. stick stick stick. im going to let you off this time, but if you leave yourself open like that again, im going to *have* to tell you to scratch your armpit and smell your fingers ;)
 
StickFigure said:
LOL! Great thread. But don't worry 'Bino, after about 6 months you start to forget what it was like and it's not quite so bad. Shit, i don't even remember what pussy smells like anymore. :chomp:
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Take a walk down the dock when the fishermen are bringing in their catch, inhale and the memories should come flooding back.
 
KillahBee said:
is the yarg guy at the end rocking the rolled up and folded in cuffs on his pantaloons?!
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yep.


also, by the time I FINALLY perfected the "tight-roll", if you will, everything went right to boot-cut. Fuckers.
 
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