I'm about to read a book that claims Jesus...

[big_bad_buff]

why dont you all read "More Than a Carpenter" by Josh McDowell, and quit posting ridiculous threads about jesus and religion. it costs one cent on amazon

 

[evansteve]

http://www.geocities.com/llfptfu/wwjd.html

that link is so perverted and off that its not even funny.

 

[Pimp C Deuce]

http://www.geocities.com/llfptfu/wwjd.html

Has anyone actually taken the time to look up the verses in that cartoon? I usually don't when I see stuff like that but for some reason I did this time with a few of them and everything I looked up was taken out of context and was the opposite of what they were trying to portray. For example, the 2nd or 3rd one where he said Jesus would only help Jews. It quoted Mark 7 26-27 I believe. I looked it up and a Gentile woman came to Jesus wanting a devil cast out of her daughter. It did metion the word "dog" but wasnt referring to Gentiles. If you read the very next 2 verses he DID cast out the devil!! I know, maybe its supposed to just be a joke, but its really not funny when they put the scriptures in there to back it up and the scriptures they quote don't say what they are claiming they say.
Just a point, too many people take verses out of context and use them for there own personal agenda's. I.E. Racists, Facists, and all sorts of other lame pieces of shit.

 

[thelegacy again]

why dont you all read "More Than a Carpenter" by Josh McDowell, and quit posting ridiculous threads about jesus and religion. it costs one cent on amazon

Have this book --its awesome--awesome author

 

[mordy]

the Da Vinci Code

It seems like a lot of people have gotten hyped up about this book.
Basically from what I understand this book is just a crock of shit that does a good job of fooling gullible people.

yeah .. its fiction. Its not trying to convince anyone its true .. but yes, some people are idiots.

 

[treilin]

Had a kid with Mary (symbolized by her collecting Jesus's blood in the grail). The authors claim the bloodline has been highly protected by secret socitey types since the days of Jesus's crucfiction. Accordingly, their is a current direct descendant. Ever heard anything about this?

I think you are reffering to "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown like some others have said. I found it to be an interesting read. Everything you are exposed to you have to think some of it has to be true and some has to be made up. There is a follow on book called "Secrets of the Code" By Dan Burstein. Which when you finish the DaVinci Code and you have a bunch of questions..... well that second book is a compiled list of different resources to answer the question but lets you determine what you believe is fact or fiction. I had to take a few religion classes for my degree in college and my professor also made reference to the holy grail and the blood line being still alive. It was interesting because I took that class 4 years ago, and then this book came out in the past couple years... Then again I have always been interested in reading and figuring out my own beliefes rather then listening to what everyone else thinks. Opinions are like asses everybody has one.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

The reason there are about 10 years of Jesus' life missing from the new testament was that he was imprisoned for being a serial assrapist.

 

[mordy]

I'm pretty sure the last decendant was Bill Hicks (RIP). He had the right messages.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

The reason there are about 10 years of Jesus' life missing from the new testament was that he was imprisoned for being a serial assrapist.

i thought those 10 years were missing because he was running rampant as a flaming homosexual, not in prison.

or maybe he was being a flaming homosexual in prison.

 

[Gambino]

Book is called Holy Blood, Holy Grail, not the da vinci code. this book came out a decade before da vinci code.

Evansteven, you said this theme was rubbish for gullible peeps. Devils advocate here...isn't one just as gullible to follow the bible?