Im about to go buy a chocolate cake

[Smurfy]

If I go to the store to buy a chocolate cake and bring it back to my desk, am i obligated to share it with the rest of the people in my office>?

Is it wrong for me to just sit here and stuff cake into my face and not offer any to anyone else?

tell the truth

 

[Deterass]

fatty

 

[beefcake28]

If I go to the store to buy a chocolate cake and bring it back to my desk, am i obligated to share it with the rest of the people in my office>?

Is it wrong for me to just sit here and stuff cake into my face and not offer any to anyone else?

tell the truth

I would just stuff my face... they can buy their own damn cake...

 

[Smurfy]

fatty

hello mr. obvious.

Answer!

 

[Ish]

Eat it with no silverware. Or, when you get back with it, just lick all of it in front of everyone.

 

[Smurfy]

Eat it with no silverware. Or, when you get back with it, just lick all of it in front of everyone.

omg hahahaha i was so obnoxious and drunk in college that we got home from a part and orderd a pizza and there was like one piece left that i wanted and

i cant tell you that story. IM a different person now

 

[deltreefitness]

Fuck 'em. Why should you feel obligated?

 

[deltreefitness]

omg hahahaha i was so obnoxious and drunk in college that we got home from a part and orderd a pizza and there was like one piece left that i wanted and

i cant tell you that story. IM a different person now

You pissed on it!???

 

[stfuhr]

Just eat it in front of them all. If they try to take some, bite their hand.

 

[Y_lifter]

Is your desk secluded a bit ?

If so, I say bon appetite my dear and let them NOT eat cake..

 

[Smurfy]

If they wanted cake, they could go get their own right. wtf

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Fuck um

lol

all the girls in the office are pissy with me right now cause my food has stunk up the office all day

I've warned them before.. they are always in here with their pizza and tacos and popcorn... I told them their day was coming.

 

[jenscats5]

Oh damn..........now I want cake...

 

[Smurfy]

yeah these chicks LOVE it when i bring in broccoli and tuna fish.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yeah these chicks LOVE it when i bring in broccoli and tuna fish.

lol

exactly what Im chowing down on now..

oh wait... i'll be heating boiled chicken soon... and smiling the whole time to piss them off.

 

[Deterass]

fuckem ......eat it all

 

[Raina]

I'm going to vote that you step away from the cake!

 

[beefcake28]

I'd get 2 cakes... eat one and just let the other sit there to tease everyone else.....

 

[Y_lifter]

PICS..


thanks

 

[Smurfy]

I feel like Im going to barf now.

 

[Y_lifter]

I feel like Im going to barf now.

PICS..

Never Mind..

.

 

[jestros]

You're spossed to wait til AFTER you get married to become a land whale.

 

[jenscats5]

Did you eat the whole darn cake??

 

[Smurfy]

lol Y!

jestorso, omg

 

[Dunk]

omg hahahaha i was so obnoxious and drunk in college that we got home from a part and orderd a pizza and there was like one piece left that i wanted and

i cant tell you that story. IM a different person now

cmon. finish the story.

u rubbed ure it on your vajjeen?

 

[Smurfy]

noper i l;icked it. it didnt seem gross to me but all the girls i was with were all grossed out hence i won out

 

[Dunk]

all that pans out to is basically

smurfy 1

other girls 0

 

[Smurfy]

i love pizza

 

[Dunk]

i like to throw a couple of slices of mortadella on my pizza and fold it over and eat it like that.

 

[Smurfy]

omg.

im drooling all over mahself

 

[Dunk]

omg.

im drooling all over mahself

i know how to get a girl wet.

 

[Smurfy]

yeah im soaked.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

If I go to the store to buy a chocolate cake and bring it back to my desk, am i obligated to share it with the rest of the people in my office>?

Is it wrong for me to just sit here and stuff cake into my face and not offer any to anyone else?

tell the truth

Nope. Indulge away

To add insult to injury, make lots of "yummy noises" while you're eating, and be sure to smack your lips loudly. Lick your fingers seductively, and when you've finished, belch loudly and proclaim something along the lines of;

"DAMN! that was so good I think I'll puke it up and eat it again!"

(Or not)

 

[Dunk]

yeah im soaked.

u wanna take this to PM's?

ill finish the job.

 

[Smurfy]

u wanna take this to PM's?

ill finish the job.

im finished. thanks

 

[Dunk]

im finished. thanks

ok good.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm going to vote that you step away from the cake!

I wish I had listened to your advice 3 yrs agio!

 

[silverstar1025]

You and cake go way back eh Smurfy? lol

 

[Smurfy]

You and cake go way back eh Smurfy? lol

judging by the size of my ass, id have to say YES

 

[Tatyana]

If I go to the store to buy a chocolate cake and bring it back to my desk, am i obligated to share it with the rest of the people in my office>?

Is it wrong for me to just sit here and stuff cake into my face and not offer any to anyone else?

tell the truth

LOL!

Tell them you are trying to get into the Guiness book of record as the world's fattest woman and all contributions are welcome

 

[Smurfy]

^^LOL

Tat is fuckin awesome

 

[Tatyana]

judging by the size of my ass, id have to say YES

Big booties RULE.

At least no-one can complain you haven't got enough junk in the trunk

 

[needtogetaas]

If I go to the store to buy a chocolate cake and bring it back to my desk, am i obligated to share it with the rest of the people in my office>?

Is it wrong for me to just sit here and stuff cake into my face and not offer any to anyone else?

tell the truth

depends on how big the cake is. 16 inch or larger and you have to share.

 

[NEO1]

I tried to tell my gf the same thing, except is was in reference to penis size and it wasn't 16" and....ok I just wanted her to share me

depends on how big the cake is. 16 inch or larger and you have to share.