I'll shoot myself before I get into a relationship

[alien amp pharm]

Can you intoduce me to some of your friends?

NO!!!!! Don't say that. It's like wishing for a curse. I dated two girls from there.

Ok, seriously, I met a few people from there that were pretty cool.
And the parties are great there!

Uh-Oh: you know I'm just messin' with ya.

 

[Uh Oh]

NO!!!!! Don't say that. It's like wishing for a curse. I dated two girls from there.

Ok, seriously, I met a few people from there that were pretty cool.
And the parties are great there!

Uh-Oh: you know I'm just messin' with ya.

HEY! I'll have you know that you just dated the wrong girls. I know one of the ones you dated. Like I said, you just dated the wrong girls. lol.

And yes, there are a couple of people from MC that are cool. I'm one of them.

PHATchik

 

[TEXgrl]

TEXgrl: That's so familiar, but I can't quite place it, what's it from?

its alice cooper! i'm a child of the 80's!

 

[Lumberg]

I believe relationships suck ass!
Granted I use to always have a girlfriend and was engaged for a while, but now I am so glad I don't have a GF.

I haven't had a GF in over a year now and I am loving it! I see my friends that are in a relationship and all they do is fight and argue all the time. Plus married people (that I know) all hate being married for the most part.

So what's the big deal about everyone in a hurry to settle down?

I live by myself, spend $ on whatever I want.
Enjoy peace and quiet
Never have to argue with anyone
Never have to sacrifice something for the spouse/GF
Shopping is entirely for me!
I can do whatever and whenever I want.

Heck if I want to go out, I have plently of friends, both male and female, to do that with.

And sex is no big problem, I just spank it! -At least I can finish in 30 seconds and don't have to get bitched at for it.

I hear ya man. Putting it that way makes bachelorhood seem much less depressing. Thanks.

JC

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Since bumping threads from yestergay are the thing of the moment...

LOL @ aap's reversal. Shit, he gets a fall and back points, too.

 

[PHATchik]

I will admit you have a hell of a good point on a lot of those.

Damn, I can't believe I just said Alien Amp Pharm had a good point.

 

[Robert Jan]

I live by myself, spend $ on whatever I want.
Enjoy peace and quiet
Never have to argue with anyone
Never have to sacrifice something for the spouse/GF
Shopping is entirely for me!
I can do whatever and whenever I want.

I can do everything on this list and I have a GF and a nice sex life.

I guess it's my youth that im not appreciating as much as I would if I had already seen the alternative

 

[awittyusername]

Thank God for this thread. I was beginning to think every guy here was a F-N Pussy who whined all the time Bc they didnt have a girlfriend.

 

[georgie24]

hell yea i agree!!!!!!!!! BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!! relationships are condesending prison sentences to keep you miserable, locked down, broke, depressed.

 

[i2ancid2]

Wow, since most of you guys are either to "F-N Pussy" to take in account the good sides of having a girlfriend as opposed to not, allow me to introduce them.

A relationship is not based on what the other can do for you, but what you can do for them. If you were in a real relationship you would have something to offer each other that naturally brings out the best in them and drives them to accomplishment. This is something you will not find in a bar-slut who chugs 40's then sleeps with a random guy.

A relationship is about bragging rights, its about showing off and demonstrating your ability to possess a partner under your will and dominance. Why do you think you never see celebrities with regular chumps? Or popular kids in highschool with losers? It's about status, as animalistic as it may sound, its very fullfilling.

You'll never enjoy relaxed nights of laying on the couch next to each other watching a movie or walking on the beach holding hands at 2am smoking a blunt on an autumn night, why? You just don't do that with random girls, theres too much pressure and tension to just be yourself and relax.

Girlfriends offer sex pretty much whenever you want. Try getting that out of a girl you just met, everytime you wanna get off you end up going through some timely instinctual pattern of seduction. Sex comes naturally and quickly for those in love and never are there any awkward feelings shared when one wants to get down.

MmmMhmm...