I'll shoot myself before I get into a relationship

[alien amp pharm]

LOL! I had this one GF a long time ago that though sucking my cock was putting it in her mouth and just sucking on it as hard as she could - I tried bobbing her head up and down but she didn't get the picture.

OMG, that's hilarious.
I bet my coworkers are wondering what I'm doing because I just laughed loudly when I read that.

Maybe I can start a free service that teaches young girls like that how to do those very things so that they won't be uneducated & embarrassed when the time comes. Hummm..............


TEXgrl: That's so familiar, but I can't quite place it, what's it from?

 

[DownUnder23]

=And sex is no big problem, I just spank it! -At least I can finish in 30 seconds and don't have to get bitched at for it.=


LOL

 

[Nathan]

AAp - You're just upset cause nobody likes you. Fuck you. What?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ouch,
Such harsh words
and to think I nominated you for mod:
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173330&pagenumber=2

 

[Uh Oh]

Hun, it was those MC girls that just ruined it for you, wasn't it? Sigh, I knew it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hun, it was those MC girls that just ruined it for you, wasn't it? Sigh, I knew it.

Ha ha ha, True. Why do you think I haven't hit on you yet.
MC girls are the devils (j/k)

 

[Uh Oh]

Ha ha ha, True. Why do you think I haven't hit on you yet.
MC girls are the devils (j/k)

So that's it. Damn it.

Lol. Actually, I'll have you know that we MC girls are just awesome. Especially ones like me.

 

[Nathan]

Ouch,
Such harsh words
and to think I nominated you for mod:
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173330&pagenumber=2

I love you.

BTW, I'd much rather be...forever in blue jeans, babe.

 

[Taps]

So that's it. Damn it.

Lol. Actually, I'll have you know that we MC girls are just awesome. Especially ones like me.

Can you intoduce me to some of your friends?

 

[Uh Oh]

Can you intoduce me to some of your friends?

Yeah, like I would make them deal with you......