I'll shoot myself before I get into a relationship

[alien amp pharm]

I believe relationships suck ass!
Granted I use to always have a girlfriend and was engaged for a while, but now I am so glad I don't have a GF.

I haven't had a GF in over a year now and I am loving it! I see my friends that are in a relationship and all they do is fight and argue all the time. Plus married people (that I know) all hate being married for the most part.

So what's the big deal about everyone in a hurry to settle down?

I live by myself, spend $ on whatever I want.
Enjoy peace and quiet
Never have to argue with anyone
Never have to sacrifice something for the spouse/GF
Shopping is entirely for me!
I can do whatever and whenever I want.

Heck if I want to go out, I have plently of friends, both male and female, to do that with.

And sex is no big problem, I just spank it! -At least I can finish in 30 seconds and don't have to get bitched at for it.

 

[Canuck4]

Lol
No doubt. Thats how I see it too.

 

[slickdadd]

Denial ain't just a river in England, or something.

Plus sometimes you get to touch boobies. Ahh...boobies.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Denial ain't just a river in England, or something.

Plus sometimes you get to touch boobies. Ahh...boobies.

Hey, I never said that I didn't have an occasional "booty call" from time to time. There's plenty of sluts out there and I am fortunate enough to know a few

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

im the opposite.. im very depressed about not having a gf, its the only thing that gets me up. just for the emotional tie...

but what do i know.. im a 18 year old thats just now gotton his first gf..

 

[Zebo]

I believe relationships suck ass!
Granted I use to always have a girlfriend and was engaged for a while, but now I am so glad I don't have a GF.

I haven't had a GF in over a year now and I am loving it! I see my friends that are in a relationship and all they do is fight and argue all the time. Plus married people (that I know) all hate being married for the most part.

So what's the big deal about everyone in a hurry to settle down?

I live by myself, spend $ on whatever I want.
Enjoy peace and quiet
Never have to argue with anyone
Never have to sacrifice something for the spouse/GF
Shopping is entirely for me!
I can do whatever and whenever I want.

Heck if I want to go out, I have plently of friends, both male and female, to do that with.

And sex is no big problem, I just spank it! -At least I can finish in 30 seconds and don't have to get bitched at for it.

Now I'm depressed...........

 

[alien amp pharm]

Re: Re: I'll shoot myself before I get into a relationship

Now I'm depressed...........

LOL, sorry 'bout that.

D Weasel - I use to be like that too. I always needed a GF to be happy. The older I got the more I saw and experienced all the crap that goes along with it. Some day I'll settle down, but for now it's play time!

 

[HappyScrappy]

shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
darlin' you give love, a bad name. (bad name)

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

but before i got this gf, i was in total depression, have been all my life.. this has been the best thing for me ever.. i went from 280lbs, to 230 now.. with big muscle gains, feel so much better.. happier.. (still a bit depressed).. i think a large part of it was from my gf.

 

[TheProject]

I'll see your Bon Jovi, and raise you...

shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
darlin' you give love, a bad name. (bad name)

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill