If your at a bar and are ordering shots

[chris302001]

shirley temples

*fixed*

 

[DannoMight]

Sambuca!

whatevva. i don't look at the bottle i just binge drink the stuff.

 

[Smurfy]

olololol!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Um, what?

Funny story actually.... 'Course we didn't think it was very funny at the time.

I can't drink to save my life. After the ceremony (which took place in my apartment with only immediate family in attendance) I started with champagne, of course. Then moved onto a glass of wine. Then a glass of port. Had a cigar (which I swear to goodness is way worse than weed) and then my sister busted out the moonshine that my uncles in MagyarOrszag made. The next thing you know I am like, "God this dress ways a ton. I gotta get changed." So I go and put on a Tshirt and sweat pants and decide to do some laundry. Everyone was like, "OK, she is being domestic, WTF is up with that?" So the last thing I remember asking my nephews and niece to get up off my futon (our first marital bed LOL) because I was tired and needed a nap. The next thing you know I wake up in the middle of the night in the dark buck ass nekkid next to a man who I didn't know. I FUH-REAKED!!!! LOL Of course it was my husband, the Old Grump, but I was too fucked up to know it. Next thing you know I am telling him to get away and had flashbacks of being raped. He claims that I started rattling off names of like every damned dewd that I ever dated trying to remember who he was!

I just remember waking up the next morning, no wedding band, sick as a dog, trying to remember what the hell happened after saying, "I do."

I know, this doesn't sound funny.... but I assure you when we woke up the next morning and sorted through it all, we really did have to laugh about it.

I suppose that is what I get for drinking that poison. Getting married on our third date didn't help either LOL...

Really, every time we tell the story it gets funnier and funnier.... I swear.

 

[pdaddyII]

Bacardi 151, Do work son!

 

[seaking420]

irish car bombs...all night...fucking love them things

whats that

 

[mwm5]

a fatter bomb (bartender made it up), chocolate cake, washington apple, or just the good man himself Captain.


is anybody else thirsty now?

 

[mwm5]

whats that

irish whiskey, balleys, and heiniken (sp?)

if u mix it all up together it turns into a cottage cheese chunky-ness.

 

[Stefka]

irish whiskey, balleys, and heiniken (sp?)

if u mix it all up together it turns into a cottage cheese chunky-ness.

Irish whiskey, Baileys and Guinness.
Dude, wtf is Irish about Heineken?

 

[myway]

....what would you order???

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