If you found out your spouse had an affair. What would you do?

[vixensghost]

Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out hubby!

 

[gotmilk]

You know what is really shitty...

When someone cheats, doesn't get caught in the act but feels the need to confess sometime in the future because it releases any guilt they make have about the actions they took or discomfort they may feel when their spouse (or similar) suspects something.

Nah, what is worse is when they are caught red handed and still try to lie. I received the "you must have dialed the wrong number, no one answered my phone this morning"

 

[velvett]

Nah, what is worse is when they are caught red handed and still try to lie. I received the "you must have dialed the wrong number, no one answered my phone this morning"

See that would anger me to such an extent that it would be o easy to walk away and never feel hurt about anything.

I would rather that then the other.

 

[gotmilk]

See that would anger me to such an extent that it would be o easy to walk away and never feel hurt about anything.

I would rather that then the other.

That was the start of my infamous overnight drive to Virginia and a 48 hour stay in Mecklenberg County jail for throttling the guy who answered her door at 7 am.

I poked tiny holes in the condoms she stole from me. Then I walked away laughing my ass off.

 

[blueta2]

So no Biteme sighting?
You think he did something silly?

 

[gotmilk]

So no Biteme sighting?
You think he did something silly?

Like put on his Batman suit, took a huge poop that clogged his outhouse, smashed the last of his non-smashed property, and then became so enraged he went looking for a job?

 

[nefertiti]

Yep.

This is why stopped all comunication with ex's that are married or in relationships.

I've had guys come up to me telling me that my ex said I was trying to get her back. WTF??? They were just fucking with their husbands.

I figured out that 2 of my ex's that I hooked up with after we broke up were married or engaged at the time. That was back when I believed women when they said they were single.

I've had two guys pull that crap with me. Thankfully I wasn't particularly emotionally invested, so the only thing that got hurt was my pride. The last one was about four years back...when I met him he told me that he'd recently broken things off with an ex because he didn't want a long distance relationship with her. We dated for about four months before I caught him, and I always had a feeling he wasn't being straight with me but decided to give him the benefit of a doubt until I had an actual reason other than a hunch. So one day, I went to sign myself into the guest log of his building and lo and behold, there was his ex's name, logging that she'd been there all weekend. A weekend he told me he'd gone home for a visit. I turned around and walked out the door. When he called me a few minutes later to find out where I was I told him, simply, that I wasn't going to waste any more of my time with him. I got home and for the first time ever checked his myspace (I don't do the myspace thing), and sure enough there was a sweet little message from her that said, "Thanks for a great weekend. you." I felt bad for her and a had to chuckle a little at how completely brazen he'd been about it.

ANYWAY.

Biteme...I'm really really sorry to see this. I can't believe I didn't click on this thread till now. I obviously agree with the rest here - get her out of your life as quickly as possible, and don't listen to her crap attempts at turning it back on you. That stuff makes me embarrassed to have a vagina.

 

[blueta2]

Like put on his Batman suit, took a huge poop that clogged his outhouse, smashed the last of his non-smashed property, and then became so enraged he went looking for a job?

yeah, something like that ;-)

 

[Razorguns]

depends on if you're a male or female.

ask hillary about that.

r

 

[velvett]

That was the start of my infamous overnight drive to Virginia and a 48 hour stay in Mecklenberg County jail for throttling the guy who answered her door at 7 am.

I poked tiny holes in the condoms she stole from me. Then I walked away laughing my ass off.

I enjoy that you a similarly demented vengefulness to your character.