If You Could Bitchslap Any Celebrity, Who Would It Be?

[manny78]

Julia Roberts

Leonardo Di Caprio

Lil Kim

 

[mini_mouse]

ooh, forgot the most important one.

Mariah Carey.

And a pat to you for that slap for her! She was the very first idiot that jumped into my head when I read this thread

Also...

J-Lo
P-Diddy (what's with these names?)
Mike Tyson (I'd rather castrate him than slap him but if you insist)
Kevin Costner
Tom Cruise
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera's stylist
Baby Spice
Richard Simmons
Michael Flattley (of Riverdance fame) - he has to stick his toothbrush up his ass to clean his teeth every morning.

 

[KEL]

The cast of Friends, all in a row.

*smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack*

For some reason the thought of this is very appealing- I see it very similar to a scene in the film "Slap Shot" goes a little like this....
Trance skates by the bench where the cast is sitting and slaps each one as she skates by.
GO Trance GO!

 

[PaleHorse]

Richard Simmons
Every bitch on the QVC channel
julia Roberts

 

[Phemomena]

Alyssa Milano

can't stand that skankbag

 

[danielson]

Alyssa Milano

can't stand that skankbag

why?

and nice to see you about btw

 

[BigBazooka]

Shaggy
R Kelly
Brandy
Janet & Michael Jackson
Mariah Carey
Bahamen

Do I even have to explain these?!? Crappiest "music" on this planet.

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

the "dude you're getting a dell" kid

and

Usher

that is all.

 

[buddy28]

#1 Oprah and every uppermiddle class women in her audience.

All those women loaded to the tits, and they sit around talking about their 'spirit' and how fat they are.

STOP EATING. GO FOR A F*CKING RUN.

#2 JIM ROME

That guys a mouthy toothpick. He's a freaking pipsqueak who lets everyone "know the score." I watched a couple shows where he pissed some linebacker off and got a pumelling. It was satisfying to watch.

 

[huntmaster]

Bill Mahr.

Yes sir!!!!

also--

Rosie
Alec Baldwin
Tom Daschle(politician, not show biz--but anyway)
Sam Donaldson
Definitely-----Fehrikan(sp?)