If You Could Bitchslap Any Celebrity, Who Would It Be?

[tomlays]

The question is: What star could get away without a spanking?!

 

[p0ink]

fucking bono

 

[vixenbabe]

Martha Stewart!

Might as well send all us ladies back too the caveman days with this bitch around...

 

[wyst]

Geraldo Rivera -- embarrassment to his profession (say all the real journalists I know)

And Bill O"Reilly. (the O'Reilly Factor)

I don't care that I don't agree with his viewpoints (at all). What really bothers me is that he claims it's a no spin zone, and yet it's really just his spin on everything. It's not news, it's a talkshow based on his opinions, but he pretends that his opinions are the undisputed truth and is rude and crude to anyone who calls him on it. Fox viewers just seem to eat it up.

Wyst

 

[curling]

Richard Gere because of his idiotic public statments he made to the firemen after the 9/11 incident.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta for being such suckers and dumbass for giving bukoos of money to scientologists instead of helping children that are starving all over the world.

Marylon Manson because he is a MORON that tries to corrupt our children for money(actually I would like beat the snot out of him)

Bill Clinton for disgracing the Presidency of this great nation.

And Jesse Ventura for saying things like Religion is for the week minded. I can't wait until he gets to wrestle God.

Rosie Odonnel cause she is a hyprocytical liberal dyke.

 

[Code]

Rosie
Louis Farakhan
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Arafat
Everyone in the UN
FDR
Ross Perot
Tom Cruise (leaving Nicole for Cruz?!?!!!!)
Meg Ryan (one too many versions of Sleepless in Seatle)
Ice-T, Ice Cube (neither are "keeping it real")

 

[Newbie2building]

actually it's not tha athletes fault they get paid so much. you might want to slap the people who attend the games and buy the merchandise that pays their salary. That's a whole lotta slappin' goin on.

That's true, but the fact that they bitch about the fact that IT'S NOT ENOUGH is what makes them deserve all the slappin'!!

me==><==them

 

[VicTusDeuS]

OJ Simpson

 

[Train Harder]

If you had the opportunity to smack the crap out of an annoying celebrity, who would you choose?

I saw Rosie O'Donnell on TV this morning and was overwhelmed by the urge to smack her into last week.

Definately Rosie O'donnell. Kick her head until it caves in.

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

Rosie O'donnell
Alec Badwin
Hellary Klinton

Not really celebrities, but I would love to slap the fuck out of every moron who participated in the Million Moms March.