If You Could Bitchslap Any Celebrity, Who Would It Be?

[WODIN]

Havoc - it's Louie Anderson I hate the fucker too!

My Top five

OPRAH
ROSIE
REGIS
BRITNAY
ALL THOSE DAMN FUCKING GAY BOY BANDS!!!!

 

[Raina]

I'd also like to bitchslap Ja Rule.

Ja Rule does not need to come out with any more lame duets, EVER.

That's the first person who popped into my head-- him or nelly.

 

[Trance]

Jewel.

*smacksmacksmack*

 

[Peyote Killa]

Mike Tyson

 

[Trance]

The cast of Friends, all in a row.

*smacksmacksmacksmacksmacksmack*

 

[supersizeme]

How dare you bitchslap my snaggletooth honey, Jewel.

Fred Durst - I just want to hit him. Always have.

Scott Testicles (Lead singer of Creed) - actually i want to hit him in the throat so it can clear up whatever singing ailment he has.

Aaron Lewis (Lead singer of Stained) - Just stop. It's not that bad. You have 40 zillion dollars and you're still depressed.

Christina Aguilera - she annoys the piss out of me. get back in your bottle, you little slutbox.

 

[Trance]

little Bow Wow, simply because it makes me ill that some 9-year-old kid is wearing 50 grand in diamonds.

*littleslap*

 

[beastboy]

Brittney Spears and Julia Roberts....then when I'm done I'd ask them in for a "cock"tail....

 

[Peyote Killa]

Any proffessional athlete, it makes me sick at the amount of money these people make, when teachers are the people responsible for our educations, and they don't get paid shit.

So they all get a slap from me.

 

[the nature boy]

Pauly Shore
Rush Limbaugh
Billy Baldwin
Oprah and pretty much any day time talk show host