If there's one thing in this world I never mastered

[Smurfy]

It's being able to neatly fold a fitted sheet.

How in the hell do you do that?

 

[H_T_]

one of my gf's moms showed me when i was like 16 or something. said you have to loop the corners over each other and then.........ah fuck it...

 

[Smurfy]

i always just ball them up and throw them into the linen closet

 

[Mr. dB]

Fitted sheets are the work of the devil.

 

[LuluDeren]

Impossible, just like breaking the speed of light without quantum tunneling.

 

[digimon7068]

It's baiting. . .

. . .no matter what i throw out there, the damn fish just ain't interested. . .wtf??

 

[heatherrae]

You have to tuck the rounded corners inside of each other and fold each leading edge back to the width of the pocketed corners and then fold it up like any other sheet. It never looks as neat as the flat sheets but should lie pretty flat.

It's hard for shorties, like me, because the sheet is dragging the ground as I'm trying to fold it.

 

[Smurfy]

You have to tuck the rounded corners inside of each other and fold each leading edge back to the width of the pocketed corners and then fold it up like any other sheet. It never looks as neat as the flat sheets but should lie pretty flat.

It's hard for shorties, like me, because the sheet is dragging the ground as I'm trying to fold it.

pics

 

[swole]

honestly, why don't you women post more pics of your ass? honest to god just stfu and do that

 

[Smurfy]

honestly, why don't you women post more pics of your ass? honest to god just stfu and do that

you stfu
where's your ass?

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't even try to fold mine neatly.

btw, August Is Anal Appreciation Month

 

[Mr. dB]

Do you people keep those clear plastic zip bags that the sheets come in?

 

[Sub-Zero]

honestly, why don't you women post more pics of your ass? honest to god just stfu and do that

wtf i agree, honestly bitches, do it, i will give away jewish amounts of karma for genital colored flesh

 

[Smurfy]

Do you people keep those clear plastic zip bags that the sheets come in?

no hell no. i throw everything away.
they try to trick you into thinking those would be good to keep by making the plastic durable and installing a nice zipper on there. but no. you dont need that thing. clutter is bad.

 

[Mr. dB]

no hell no. i throw everything away.
they try to trick you into thinking those would be good to keep by making the plastic durable and installing a nice zipper on there. but no. you dont need that thing. clutter is bad.

My stepmom keeps them, I think it's hilariously cheesy.

 

[jnevin]

My stepmom keeps them, I think it's hilariously cheesy.

this has inspired me to put plastic runners on my carpet.

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't use sheets

 

[rnch]

why fold? str8 from the dryer onto the bed

 

[Smurfy]

why fold? str8 from the dryer onto the bed

my son's bed has 2 sets of sheets/so one always has to be folded and put away

 

[ortiz34]

Martha Stewart tought my girl how to do it on TV once.

 

[georgie24]

It's being able to neatly fold a fitted sheet.

How in the hell do you do that?

i thought this thread was about masterbation

 

[Mr. dB]

my son's bed has 2 sets of sheets/so one always has to be folded and put away

Leave it wadded up in the dirty clothes hamper until it's time to change sheets, then wash, dry, and straight onto the bed.

I swear, women have no concept of strategy.