If Fonz and N.Montana fought...

[Gambino]

...who would win? Fonz, on one hand has youth, "genetically superiour" abs, textbook percision, and self-confidence. Nelson, on the other, has age and wisdom, dedication (notice pic in underwear compared to present), and aggreissivness (evident in his self-promotion). To say the least, it would be an interesting brawl and would probably be quite popular, amongst the ef crowd of course.

 

[Gambino]

I think Montana would win, though it would be close.

 

[Nelson Montana]

That's it. Meet me at the flagpole after school!

This is as silly as it gets but I wouldn't be surprised if Fonz answered it seriously.

Just remember this before placing your bets;

I may be older... but I'm sneaky.

 

[Juice Authority]

Nelson would probably win since he carries. Bullets are faster than fists.

 

[satchboogie]

would be a struggle..

i see fonz's fina rages leading to a severe first round attack on shocked nelson.
but like foreman/ali, nelson takes the punches for 5 rounds and comes back with a vengeance in the 6th.

he knocks fonz down but then lightning strikes.... and the lights go out.
thats when juice authority and other scanvegers like myself enter the ring and start chaos like an early 90's tyson post fight.

the following day, when interviewed about his incredible 6th round comeback, nelson attributes it to the products he sells on protein factory.

when fonz is asked about his charisma in the first 5 rounds, he replies by saying:
"you dont know anything about charisma... i've been playing soccer since i was a kid.. please dont talk to ME about charisma you feeble-minded interviewer".

j/k my friends...

i'd kick both your asses.

 

[Juice Authority]

would be a struggle..

i see fonz' fina rages leading to a severe first round attack on shocked nelson.
but like foreman/ali, nelson takes the punches for 5 rounds and comes back with a vengeance in the 6th.

he knocks fonz down but then lightning strikes.... and the lights go out.
thats when juice authority and other scanvegers like myself enter the ring and start chaos like an early 90's tyson post fight.

the following day, when interviewed about the fight about his incredible 6th comeback, nelson attributes it to the products he sells on protein factory.

when fonz is asked about his charisma in the first 5 rounds, he replies by saying:
"you dont know anything about charisma... i've been playing soccer since i was a kid.. please dont talk to ME about charisma you feeble-minded interviewer".

j/k my friends...

i'd kick both your asses.

 

[RADAR]

LOL! Classic satch!


RADAR

 

[super_rice]

that was some funny shit bro

 

[Fragadelic]

LMAO Satch!

 

[Gambino]

Lol satch. I don't envision it going down in a boxing ring, I was thinking more street fight. From what I gather, this is how it would go down. Fonz is walking down the runaway, modeling underwear for some eurotrash company. The crowd ohhhhs and ahhh's at Fonz's seasoned abs.

"Ohhhh, the defintion, ohhh the density," the fashion observers cry.

Montana is the next one to stroll down the runway, modeling his proteinfactory brand black underwear. But the crowd doesn't even notice, on account of Fonz still being on the stage. The promoters quietly try to shoo Fonz off the stage, in order for Montana to shine, but Fonz literally isn't hearing it, he is to busy posing for the gay fashion exes.

Montana, in a jealous rage, trys to verbally remove Fonz from the stage. Fonz's retort is quick and to the point "My hotornot score is a perfect rating, 998 gay delusional teenagers think I'm the shit, and only one disaggreed, untill I removed his post. Therefore, I'm not leaving the runway."
Montana, enraged, attempts to take Fonz's abs out once and for all. First he punches the said abs, only to have his hand break on impact. Next, he tries a kick, only to have his foot shatter...it looks like Montana is down for the count. Fonz, abs and fina sweat glistening in the light, triumphantly stands over a crumpled Nelson. Just as Fonz is about to deliver the final blow, Nelson...(to be continued)