After circulating for a few minutes and realizing that no one will talk to me, I'd just sit alone at the bar and sulk.
Unless I'm doing sound for the band, in which case I'd be sulking alone behind a mixing console in the sound booth, occasionally fielding complaints from Bikinimom and Stilleto that it's too loud.
lets see rach would be spread eagle on the bartop nude, traz would have enough of 75th's name calling ( raghead, towelhead) and slam his face into the wall, cavless would be drunk telling every " i love you man" app and stilleto would be telling people to shut the fuck up.
I think i would prob hit the bar down the street. LOL