If any of you guys are looking for chick magnet

[miplank]

Nope, it's just gonna cost you guys this time. Can't expect me to waste time pulling out 100+ frags, taking photos, and reorganizing them all over again for nothing but the satisfaction of shutting you and ortiz the hell up. I've done that one too many times and yet you two keep flapping that jaw at every opportunity.

lol@having 100 bottles of cologne.



LIES!

 

[Strongbow]

Nope, it's just gonna cost you guys this time. Can't expect me to waste time pulling out 100+ frags, taking photos, and reorganizing them all over again for nothing but the satisfaction of shutting you and ortiz the hell up. I've done that one too many times and yet you two keep flapping that jaw at every opportunity.

I know how you feel Puddz, I send him pics of everything, he knows I don't live in a trailer, he knows I'm a gangsta. I sen him some bench press fottage the other day and he says that could be anybody, lolz. So Ima help Plank out and say pics of your collection or SFTU.

 

[miplank]

Thanks buddy

 

[Strongbow]

What fucking homo would have a 100 bottles of cologne?

 

[miplank]

I have 1 bottle, but I can't even remember what the fuck it's called.

 

[Strongbow]

I have like 4 or 5, but I can never decide which one to wear. If I had a 100 I would stand in the mirrior naked all day drooling on my cock, trying to decide which one to wear.

 

[miplank]

just fucking pick one...you're damn near as fruity as puds if you can't pick.



Like my wife asking me which shoes to fuckin' wear.

 

[calveless wonder]

I have zero bottles of cologne. it's called smelling like a man.

if chicks wanted you to smell like some gay scent, they'd go cuddle with heavily perfume saturated old ladies

 

[Strongbow]

I have zero bottles of cologne. it's called smelling like a man.

if chicks wanted you to smell like some gay scent, they'd go cuddle with heavily perfume saturated old ladies

So you're saying your Brute is actually aftershave, and not cologne?

 

[calveless wonder]

Aftershave = isopropyl alcohol FTW

Keeps the razor bumps to a minimum. Especially if you have ngr nappy beard hair