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Ideas on breaking the ice with some chick at the gym (she workouts with another girl)

NJjuice22

NJjuice22

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please, keep all the "i dont want to be disturbed when im at the gym " crap to yourselves. This girl is beggin, i catch her staring at me all the time...if she was alone it would be easier for me to just say hello, but she workouts with her chubby friend , how should i break the ice...she is waiting for me to say something...its obvious. she is really pretty, she could be the next Ms. NJjuice.
 
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has it occurred to you that if she's "beggin", then perhaps you don't need to think all that hard on a plan? if they're not inseparable, wait until she's a lone for a moment, and then make a normal approach.

if they are inseparable, then catch the fatty's attention with a doughnut and then throw it far away. when she runs for it, the coast shall be clear.
 
NJjuice22 said:
please, keep all the "i dont want to be disturbed when im at the gym " crap to yourselves. This girl is beggin, i catch her staring at me all the time...if she was alone it would be easier for me to just say hello, but she workouts with her chubby friend , how should i break the ice...she is waiting for me to say something...its obvious. she is really pretty, she be the next Ms. NJjuice.
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Bro, I would definately hit on the chubby chick if I worked out with you. Then, put the good word in for you.....The chubby chick would put some serious pressure on her friend to get with you...so she could get all this.:)

We did this all the time at clubs, etc.

Don't you have any friends that will take one for the team? All mine are married. The others are haters/cockblocks.:(
 
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jackangel said:
has it occurred to you that if she's "beggin", then perhaps you don't need to think all that hard on a plan? if they're not inseparable, wait until she's a lone for a moment, and then make a normal approach.

if they are inseparable, then catch the fatty's attention with a doughnut and then throw it far away. when she runs for it, the coast shall be clear.
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or just tie the donut to a string, throw it in front of said plumper, and slowly drag it to the opposite side of the gym while she chases it. then position the donut on a piece of cardio equipment so she HAS to turn it on in order to reach the donut - she'll have no fucking clue what to do.
 
lol..you guys are killin me. im fukin dyin over here.


i just suck at saying the first words, i mumble and my voice cracks, once the convo gets goin im a pimp daddy.
 
awittyusername said:
Bro, I would definately hit on the chubby chick if I worked out with you. Then, put the good word in for you.....The chubby chick would put some serious pressure on her friend to get with you...so she could get all this.:)

We did this all the time at clubs, etc.

Don't you have any friends that will take one for the team? All mine are married. The others are haters/cockblocks.:(
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i go to the gym alone, and if did go with any of my friends, those cocksuckers wouldnt hit on that beast to take one for the team.
 
NJjuice22 said:
lol..you guys are killin me. im fukin dyin over here.


i just suck at saying the first words, i mumble and my voice cracks, once the convo gets goin im a pimp daddy.
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try the funny approach, like asking for a spot on the treadmill or something.

nevermind, she probably won't get it.
 
I jsut used this corny line this weekend, and it acutally worked, at breakign the ice anyways.

This chick was walking by, she was scanning the room, obviously looking for some one so I walked up to her and said "do you happen to be looking for some one like me?" She laughed said she was looking for her friend, blah blah blah.. we wound up talking for a while.
 
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KillahBee said:
try the funny approach, like asking for a spot on the treadmill or something.

nevermind, she probably won't get it.
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yeah bro, this is a chick who is (apparently) attracted to njjuice...i'd be surprised if she knew how to flip a light switch.
 
SoreArms said:
I jsut used this corny line this weekend, and it acutally worked, at breakign the ice anyways.

This chick was walking by, she was scanning the room, obviously looking for some one so I walked up to her and said "do you happen to be looking for some one like me?" She laughed said she was looking for her friend, blah blah blah.. we wound up talking for a while.
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hmm, could work, but to say that in a gym would be quite arrogant of me.
 
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jackangel said:
yeah bro, this is a chick who is (apparently) attracted to njjuice...i'd be surprised if she knew how to flip a light switch.
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i deserved that one for the temple of doom pic. and i like my ladies edumacated.
 
NJjuice22 said:
i go to the gym alone, and if did go with any of my friends, those cocksuckers wouldnt hit on that beast to take one for the team.
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They are not your friends.:(

Don't listen to everyone telling you to get rid of the the fatty!! This is everyones mistake!!!!!!! You must embrace the fatty.

Start talking to both of them casually/friendly etc. Be nice to the fatty!!! If she doesn't like you....She will spend every second trying to cockblock you.

Since, my friends are married...When I meet a girl....I always tell the tag along I have a friend that would be perfect for her. When it comes time for her to meet him...I just say he went back with his gf. (Hopefully, I have already tapped the ass by then thanks to the chubby chick)

However, I have come to realize its just easier to bang the fat chick.
 
Deterass said:
So i take it you've watched those two crazy fucks who do puppet tricks with their cocks.
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?

This was a trick we used to pull in college to all the little virgin prude girls.
 
NJjuice22 said:
what and not say a damn thing?? ....i still regret that day..that italian hottie was HAWTTT as killahbee would say.
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lol bro just bustin your balls since u striked out AGAIN ;)


chics alot of time hate being hit on in the gym

ok try the stalker method to talk to her...

tjhis is kinda odd but shit nigga u want it bad so here

1. work out at the same time she does
2. when she leaves the gym, u leave too.. so time it so u walk out with her
3. dont make it look like u planned this
4. as u are leavin. of course hold the door open for the cum dumpster
5. if she is nice or into u she should say thanx and give off a good vibe (body language,. know waht to look for)
6. now make eye contact with her and talk u pussy
 
Dude,,really are you having this hard of a time....remember this..if she wants to talk to you then anything you say will work...ask for a battery for your mp3 player. This is a great one....ask her if she got her hair done recently...it shows that you have been watching her as well...ask her when her "show" is. Be real be cute be funny....she'll dig ya....I told a girl at the gym just last week that I had a dream and she was in it...then kind of walked away....within 10 seconds she was asking what it was about....within 48 hours I was burried up to my balls in something warm,wet and pink....JUST BE CONFIDENT !!!!
 
I know what i;ll do..im just going to go up to whatever machine they are using and be " excuse me , how many more sets do you have left"...now if they are on that vagina machine that you open and close your legs with it will be a little obvious..but fuck it.
 
I've used this twice and it worked both times. Go up to her and say hello & your name. Tell her you aren't one of these guys who hits on women at the gym, so can you get her number to call her and hit on her later. If she laughs, get the # and say bye--and nothing else. Should be no more than a minute conversation. You have to say it with a little charm and confidence though or it just sounds like a bad pick up.
 
NJjuice22 said:
I know what i;ll do..im just going to go up to whatever machine they are using and be " excuse me , how many more sets do you have left"...now if they are on that vagina machine that you open and close your legs with it will be a little obvious..but fuck it.
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won't this plan backfire when you drop the weight from what they were doing?
 
230lbs said:
Dude,,really are you having this hard of a time....remember this..if she wants to talk to you then anything you say will work...ask for a battery for your mp3 player. This is a great one....ask her if she got her hair done recently...it shows that you have been watching her as well...ask her when her "show" is. Be real be cute be funny....she'll dig ya....I told a girl at the gym just last week that I had a dream and she was in it...then kind of walked away....within 10 seconds she was asking what it was about....within 48 hours I was burried up to my balls in something warm,wet and pink....JUST BE CONFIDENT !!!!
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best advice yet, i guess you could say i lack in the game department....almost all the chicks i have met/nailed/dated have pretty much came up to me.
 
chosen.one said:
I've used this twice and it worked both times. Go up to her and say hello & your name. Tell her you aren't one of these guys who hits on women at the gym, so can you get her number to call her and hit on her later. If she laughs, get the # and say bye--and nothing else. Should be no more than a minute conversation. You have to say it with a little charm and confidence though or it just sounds like a bad pick up.
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thats smooth..i think im gonna try that.
 
chosen.one said:
I've used this twice and it worked both times. Go up to her and say hello & your name. Tell her you aren't one of these guys who hits on women at the gym, so can you get her number to call her and hit on her later. If she laughs, get the # and say bye--and nothing else. Should be no more than a minute conversation. You have to say it with a little charm and confidence though or it just sounds like a bad pick up.
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lol, that's actually pretty good, I'll probably try it sometime.
 
Chosen.one has brought the best advice so far. I might have to try that one on this old lady I see on the stairmaster next week.

plus lol @ all of the doughnut baiting.
 
u have a camera phone?

go up to her and be like would you mind if i take a pic of you with my camera phone?

when she asks why tell her because you made this thread on EF asking for advice on how to approach you at the gym and all the dudes on their said that this thread is







USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!
 
dunk said:
u have a camera phone?

go up to her and be like would you mind if i take a pic of you with my camera phone?

when she asks why tell her because you made this thread on EF asking for advice on how to approach you at the gym and all the dudes on their said that this thread is



USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!
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dont worry, you guys got me pissed , now im definetly gonna kick it to her tonight, you;ll see some pics alright, in about a week i'll post pics of me waxing that hot latin ass.
 
NJjuice22 said:
dont worry, you guys got me pissed , now im definetly gonna kick it to her tonight, you;ll see some pics alright, in about a week i'll post pics of me waxing that hot latin ass.
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dont be nutless like theoak01 and not get your dick wet on this one.
 
She's already giving you signals, so just say something like "I've never done something like this before, but you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
Let your shyness work for you. You'll come across as genuine.
 
westsnoop said:
She's already giving you signals, so just say something like "I've never done something like this before, but you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
Let your shyness work for you. You'll come across as genuine.
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:worried:

Whatever you do don't use some lame ass line like "you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen"

That is uber :rainbow:
 
Ever think of simply walking up, introducing yourself and handing her your number? Leave it real casual, tell her you would love to talk to her sometime, take her out, whatever and she should give you a call if she ever wants to shoot the shit. No pressure, very casual, creates some mystery and intrigue on her end, and makes you seem pretty confident.
 
wear loose shorts and no underwear, and spot her on her bench press.
 
TheOak01 said:
lol listen to this man,dont be nutless like me or you will be starving for pink like I am
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i knew ide hit home with that one ;)

im fuggin with you dude cheewl.
 
westsnoop said:
She's already giving you signals, so just say something like "I've never done something like this before, but you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
Let your shyness work for you. You'll come across as genuine.
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That is retarded.
 
KillahBee said:
Ever think of simply walking up, introducing yourself and handing her your number? Leave it real casual, tell her you would love to talk to her sometime, take her out, whatever and she should give you a call if she ever wants to shoot the shit. No pressure, very casual, creates some mystery and intrigue on her end, and makes you seem pretty confident.
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great idea bro - you must get mad pink triangle.
 
or you can do what testosteroneboy would do:

be like I really like the way you look.

I will fly you for a two day photo shoot in my studio.

I will provide everything:

flight
drive
lodging
dining
photos with 24 8x10s and all images on CD

Package value: $4000
 
ask her if she wants to borrow your gloves
use that as your lead in
 
dunk said:
or you can do what testosteroneboy would do:

be like I really like the way you look.

I will fly you for a two day photo shoot in my studio.

I will provide everything:

flight
drive
lodging
dining
photos with 24 8x10s and all images on CD

Package value: $4000
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lmao.


gambino- i bet you wear gloves too, your just "in the closet" about it.
 
of course. simple and short. it's not the place and time for a conversation
or silly lines (which aren't needed). lots of things may work, if she likes you,
but if you can achieve your goal without acting like a tard king...yay.

lmao @ the idea of:

1)telling her she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

2)mentioning her hair

3)asking for anything like a battery
 
lol..sure let me make you go out to your car and get an extra battery for me. Better yet, i;ll ask her to run to the walgreens down the block and buy me an 8 pack.
 
when she is benching edge your way over to her shouting encouraging lines like "light weight pussy" "get that weight up bitch" etc...then demonstrate proper technique
 
Gambino said:
when she is benching edge your way over to her shouting encouraging lines like "light weight pussy" "get that weight up bitch" etc...then demonstrate proper technique
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lmao. aah man do that shit juice.
 
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KillahBee said:
Ever think of simply walking up, introducing yourself and handing her your number? Leave it real casual, tell her you would love to talk to her sometime, take her out, whatever and she should give you a call if she ever wants to shoot the shit. No pressure, very casual, creates some mystery and intrigue on her end, and makes you seem pretty confident.
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^ Best advice of the thread. :)
 
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Seashell said:
^ Best advice of the thread. :)
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It's about time the voice of reason showed up. Oh and look, that voice happens to come from a hot chick. PAY ATTENTION NJ.
 
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KillahBee said:
It's about time the voice of reason showed up. Oh and look, that voice happens to come from a hot chick. PAY ATTENTION NJ.
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yeah she's hot and all, but she's a total goofball. and canadian. also a bit crazy (she cuts people).
 
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jackangel said:
yeah she's hot and all, but she's a total goofball. and canadian. also a bit crazy (she cuts people).
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i also convinced her it can rain rice krispies.
 
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what does she wear? theres this girl at the gym i go to and damn she wears the tightest outfits available. so i just walked up to her one day and told her that i didnt mean any disrespect or offense but you look damn good. i am married but i just had to tell her she was hawt.
 
NJjuice22 said:
please, keep all the "i dont want to be disturbed when im at the gym " crap to yourselves. This girl is beggin, i catch her staring at me all the time...if she was alone it would be easier for me to just say hello, but she workouts with her chubby friend , how should i break the ice...she is waiting for me to say something...its obvious. she is really pretty, she could be the next Ms. NJjuice.
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I know this is a reach for you, but how about just being honest and asking her out?

Not DURING the workout you stupid fuck! :rolleyes:

Wait 'till you're done or she's done and ask to speak with her away from her friend ie ALONE. Then just be yourself and let her know you find her attractive (compliment her in a classy way), and ask if she'd like to go out (think of something entertaining, less intimate than a date).

It's not hard, Dunk.......the main thing is you need to be genuine and nice, that's mainly what women are guaging when they look in your eyes at first impression.





DIV
 
i personally like the idea about introducting yourself and handing her a number saying you would like to do something sometime. Puts the ball in her court a bit. If she realy likes you she will call if she dont she wont.
 
KillahBee said:
Ever think of simply walking up, introducing yourself and handing her your number? Leave it real casual, tell her you would love to talk to her sometime, take her out, whatever and she should give you a call if she ever wants to shoot the shit. No pressure, very casual, creates some mystery and intrigue on her end, and makes you seem pretty confident.
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This is the only part that I disagree with. Sure there's a possibility she'll call you, but you didn't step out there and risk any rejection by asking for her number. Any guy can hand any girl his number, she doesn't respect that. If you ask for her number, in her eyes it makes you look like you have some balls.

She knows the "game" (yeah I know it sounds childish but it naturally comes with the territory). All women do. Except maybe some of the virgins. ;)
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
This is the only part that I disagree with. Sure there's a possibility she'll call you, but you didn't step out there and risk any rejection by asking for her number. Any guy can hand any girl his number, she doesn't respect that. If you ask for her number, in her eyes it makes you look like you have some balls.

She knows the "game" (yeah I know it sounds childish but it naturally comes with the territory). All women do. Except maybe some of the virgins. ;)
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^

well said!
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
This is the only part that I disagree with. Sure there's a possibility she'll call you, but you didn't step out there and risk any rejection by asking for her number. Any guy can hand any girl his number, she doesn't respect that. In her eyes, it makes you look like you have some balls.

She knows the "game" (yeah I know it sounds childish but it naturally comes with the territory) All women do. Except maybe some of the virgins. ;)
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Yes, but it's KillahBee's nature to avoid baring his vulnerability by asking for her number. That's his "healthy mistrust" that he clings to in regards to women. Personally I think Killah just needs to go to Italy and find a traditional Italian girl. Then he will be able to drop his insecurities and be himself without all the guards up.

@Hansel: I agree with you about baring your soul and asking for the number, it's just that alot of guys don't have the balls to do it in the way it needs to be done. You've got to be genuine without coming off like a sexual predator, it's a fine line. I think alot of it is what they guage from eye contact, women like eye contact.




DIV
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
This is the only part that I disagree with. Sure there's a possibility she'll call you, but you didn't step out there and risk any rejection by asking for her number. Any guy can hand any girl his number, she doesn't respect that. If you ask for her number, in her eyes it makes you look like you have some balls.

She knows the "game" (yeah I know it sounds childish but it naturally comes with the territory). All women do. Except maybe some of the virgins. ;)
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I disagree - you are talking about games that silly little boys with low self esteem need to play. That is the beauty of my approach - it reeks of self confidence and is non-intrusive. It is basically saying to the girl - it's no big deal and I will not even think about it if i never hear from you (in a good way though).
 
IMO giving your number to a girl works in some situations.
1) The girl knows alittle about you and doesnt think your a freak!
2) Your approach is seamless, you sound like you are no harm but fun to hang with.
3) You go to approach a girl where she works and if she is not there you leave a message with your number. This works if she knows you obviously.
 
awittyusername said:
Don't listen to everyone telling you to get rid of the the fatty!! This is everyones mistake!!!!!!! You must embrace the fatty.
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can't read 4 pages of this but this is the key
you have to disarm the warpig by being friendly to her and ignoring the hotter chick, only after you have the warpig loving you will she allow you to approach her friend cockblock free, and in fact will encourage the hottie to get with you, plus the hot chick will be fucking out of her mind crazy as to why you are talking to warpig instead of her yay
 
chosen.one said:
I've used this twice and it worked both times. Go up to her and say hello & your name. Tell her you aren't one of these guys who hits on women at the gym, so can you get her number to call her and hit on her later. If she laughs, get the # and say bye--and nothing else. Should be no more than a minute conversation. You have to say it with a little charm and confidence though or it just sounds like a bad pick up.
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haha that's good I like it
 
NJjuice22 said:
please, keep all the "i dont want to be disturbed when im at the gym " crap to yourselves. This girl is beggin, i catch her staring at me all the time...if she was alone it would be easier for me to just say hello, but she workouts with her chubby friend , how should i break the ice...she is waiting for me to say something...its obvious. she is really pretty, she could be the next Ms. NJjuice.
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Bring a donut to the gym...then when your ready to approach her throw the donut and watch her friend DISSAPEAR!!!
 
bran987 said:
can't read 4 pages of this but this is the key
you have to disarm the warpig by being friendly to her and ignoring the hotter chick, only after you have the warpig loving you will she allow you to approach her friend cockblock free, and in fact will encourage the hottie to get with you, plus the hot chick will be fucking out of her mind crazy as to why you are talking to warpig instead of her yay
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Why go through all that trouble?

Just ask to speak to her alone and her less attractive friend will take the hint. It's not hard, and it makes things more direct and easy. Do you really think a woman expects you to ask with her friend right there? I'm way too direct to play games, and I wouldn't talk to the "warpig" at all, why be nice to someone if it's insincere? That doesn't wash, Lil' BranMan.







DIV
 
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jrlex said:
Bring a donut to the gym...then when your ready to approach her throw the donut and watch her friend DISSAPEAR!!!
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ahem
 
DIVISION said:
Why go through all that trouble?

Just ask to speak to her alone and her less attractive friend will take the hint. It's not hard, and it makes things more direct and easy. Do you really think a woman expects you to ask with her friend right there? I'm way too direct to play games, and I wouldn't talk to the "warpig" at all, why be nice to someone if it's insincere? That doesn't wash, Lil' BranMan.







DIV
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haha, yeah, well not if the chick already likes him I guess
 
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KillahBee said:
Ever think of simply walking up, introducing yourself and handing her your number? Leave it real casual, tell her you would love to talk to her sometime, take her out, whatever and she should give you a call if she ever wants to shoot the shit. No pressure, very casual, creates some mystery and intrigue on her end, and makes you seem pretty confident.
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this is best..itll let you know if she really is interested because now the ball is in her court..

some of the others were good too
 
concordsize said:
Dog you know if the fatty gets a bad vibe then the deal is fucked.
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Eh concordgrapeNugga.....

That's one thing I can't stand about women......this dynamic where the attractive one always has to have a leech around with her. I don't give a fuck if her friend gets vibes out the punani, I'm not there to talk to her, that's why I ask to speak with the girl alone........cuts the other girl out of the equation from the jump. Also that's a test of sorts, because if the girl is weakminded enough to care what the other girl thinks, if she doesn't think on her own, then she's not really the type I'd want to know anyway.




DIV
 
DIVISION said:
It's not hard, Dunk.......the main thing is you need to be genuine and nice, that's mainly what women are guaging when they look in your eyes at first impression.



DIV
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howd i get dragged into this?
 
DIVISION said:
Sorry bro, I got you and Jerz mixed up...........you both complain about women way too much.



DIV
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i do? thats new to me.


allthough i really wanna bang the shit out of my ex. i need to burn those pictures from Vegas i have. everytime i look at my extension in her ass it brings back the fondest memories.
 
NJjuice22 said:
please, keep all the "i dont want to be disturbed when im at the gym " crap to yourselves. This girl is beggin, i catch her staring at me all the time...if she was alone it would be easier for me to just say hello, but she workouts with her chubby friend , how should i break the ice...she is waiting for me to say something...its obvious. she is really pretty, she could be the next Ms. NJjuice.
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bench your 225, that will impress the heck out of her...










j/k
 
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NJjuice22 said:
please, keep all the "i dont want to be disturbed when im at the gym " crap to yourselves. This girl is beggin, i catch her staring at me all the time...if she was alone it would be easier for me to just say hello, but she workouts with her chubby friend , how should i break the ice...she is waiting for me to say something...its obvious. she is really pretty, she could be the next Ms. NJjuice.
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what happened to that mobster girl or whatever who made u buy her stuff to marry her or whatever? im guessing tha twasnt even u then?


anyway, the best way to break the ice is to do something funny/stupid. like accidentally spill water on her shirt and touch her boob to wipe it off andbe like oh man im sorry.

or you could go right up to her and drop a dumbell on ur toe and then be like FUCK owch doh,

or u could always go for the ol walk past her but u know when ur trying to get around someone and u both keep accidentally going to the same side to dodge...do that on purpose but make it seem like its an accident, then laugh and be like, im sorry my whole day has been like this, by the way im Njjuice. a nd shake her hand
 
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230lbs said:
Dude,,really are you having this hard of a time....remember this..if she wants to talk to you then anything you say will work...ask for a battery for your mp3 player. This is a great one....ask her if she got her hair done recently...it shows that you have been watching her as well...ask her when her "show" is. Be real be cute be funny....she'll dig ya....I told a girl at the gym just last week that I had a dream and she was in it...then kind of walked away....within 10 seconds she was asking what it was about....within 48 hours I was burried up to my balls in something warm,wet and pink....JUST BE CONFIDENT !!!!
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or ask her if she is wearing the pink thong you found while snooping in her house while she was at work
 
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SublimeZM said:
what happened to that mobster girl or whatever who made u buy her stuff to marry her or whatever? im guessing tha twasnt even u then?


anyway, the best way to break the ice is to do something funny/stupid. like accidentally spill water on her shirt and touch her boob to wipe it off andbe like oh man im sorry.

or you could go right up to her and drop a dumbell on ur toe and then be like FUCK owch doh,

or u could always go for the ol walk past her but u know when ur trying to get around someone and u both keep accidentally going to the same side to dodge...do that on purpose but make it seem like its an accident, then laugh and be like, im sorry my whole day has been like this, by the way im Njjuice. a nd shake her hand
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the mobster chick is a story-teller...everytime i talked to her she would have some dramatic bullshit story to tell me, it got old and i stopped talking to her.
 
dunk said:
i do? thats new to me.


allthough i really wanna bang the shit out of my ex. i need to burn those pictures from Vegas i have. everytime i look at my extension in her ass it brings back the fondest memories.
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Is that your ex in your avatar?

If so, I can sympathize with your addiction to her sweet tender ass.....

She's looks the type of chick who you never fully get over (sexually at least), I'm thinking the pussy was primo...





DIV
 
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