I was strokin it...

UA_Iron · Dec 3, 2004

and I got this pulling sensation and hurt. I was like wtf!? I thought it could have been since I recently groomed that area and a rogue hair was causing the issues but NO!

I switched hands and it was fine. Took a look at my left hand and noticed how goddamn rough my callouses are.

conclusion: Rough hands are rough on the shaft, but wearing gloves is gay.

I'll get some pics if I can get some double A's

KillahBee · Dec 3, 2004

Dude. just sit on your right arm for like 5 minutes til it falls asleep then wack away and pretend its a girl. fag

string_bean00 · Dec 3, 2004

Pics of your hands or your cock?

Preferably the latter.

Buddy_Christ · Dec 3, 2004

KillahBee said:
Dude. just sit on your right arm for like 5 minutes til it falls asleep then wack away and pretend its a girl. fag

if you had a penis you might understand what he was saying....ua_iron is saying that he felt the callouses on his DICK while stroking it.

UA - just get a rubber glove, slap some lube on it, use the callouses to your advantage.

UA_Iron · Dec 3, 2004

crak600 said:
if you had a penis you might understand what he was saying....ua_iron is saying that he felt the callouses on his DICK while stroking it.

UA - just get a rubber glove, slap some lube on it, use the callouses to your advantage.

is that called a fifi-lube glove?

haha, I'll have to just get a chick to start doing it for me.

Buddy_Christ · Dec 3, 2004

UA_Iron said:
is that called a fifi-lube glove?

haha, I'll have to just get a chick to start doing it for me.

you can call it whatever you want i guess. just go to a pharmacy and buy a box of powdered latex gloves and a bottle of Astro Glide. you'll be set for weeks.

DIVISION · Dec 3, 2004

UA_Iron said:
is that called a fifi-lube glove?

haha, I'll have to just get a chick to start doing it for me.

You're pathetic, Lil' Nigga....

On a campus as big of UA, you should be able to find a chick who can provide the services you seek.

You're really dissapointing me here.

DIV

:chomp:

UA_Iron · Dec 3, 2004

crak600 said:
you can call it whatever you want i guess. just go to a pharmacy and buy a box of powdered latex gloves and a bottle of Astro Glide. you'll be set for weeks.

the farmacist would give me the strangest looks, that would be awesome.

UA_Iron · Dec 3, 2004

DIVISION said:
You're pathetic, Lil' Nigga....

On a campus as big of UA, you should be able to find a chick who can provide the services you seek.

You're really dissapointing me here.

DIV

eh whatever, its such a hassle

chewyxrage · Dec 3, 2004

if it's tight get the KY jelly, and go deep inside that belly....

this would all be a fantasy inside your mind of course

DIVISION · Dec 3, 2004

ChewYxRage said:
if it's tight get the KY jelly, and go deep inside that belly....

this would all be a fantasy inside your mind of course

CRUSH THOSE FUCKING GUTS, NUGGA!!!!!!

:lmao:

DIV

Buddy_Christ · Dec 3, 2004

UA_Iron said:
the farmacist would give me the strangest looks, that would be awesome.

just look at the pharmacist and say, "i won't let the doctor check my prostate, so i've got to do it on my own."

BlkDragon · Dec 3, 2004

crak600 said:
just look at the pharmacist and say, "i won't let the doctor check my prostate, so i've got to do it on my own."

samoth · Dec 3, 2004

DIVISION said:
You're pathetic, Lil' Nigga....

On a campus as big of UA, you should be able to find a chick who can provide the services you seek.

You're really dissapointing me here.

He must be an engineering or physics major.

We don't get out much.

:cow:

DIVISION · Dec 3, 2004

samoth said:
He must be an engineering or physics major.

We don't get out much.

I forgot what his major is, but he's a skittish lil' nugga.......

He needs to show his ass, put himself out there and find what suits him.

You only live once, and tommorow isn't promised to any of us.........do what you do, all out, balls out.........burn out, don't fade away.

Women come and go.......a true man's essence stays.......

DIV

:chomp:

hamstershaver · Dec 3, 2004

callouses on your pecker??? lmao, thats some serious stroking you have been doing

Buddy_Christ · Dec 4, 2004

so you're gonna have to stroke it again tonight too, aren't you?

UA_Iron · Dec 4, 2004

I would have hit that chick.

she'd want to get married though, I am not lying to you

Pamela · Dec 4, 2004

How many time you doing this?

You may have a problem!

RADAR · Dec 4, 2004

He's prepping his arm for mowing season, gotta be able to pull the crank on the ole mower!

RADAR

Evil_Frisky · Dec 4, 2004

RADAR said:
He's prepping his arm for mowing season, gotta be able to pull the crank on the ole mower!

RADAR

LMAO......... :laugh2:

Buddy_Christ · Dec 4, 2004

UA_Iron said:
I would have hit that chick.

she'd want to get married though, I am not lying to you

dude, there's ways around that. when she starts getting overly possessive and shit, just wait til you both fall asleep, then shit the bed. then wake her up and say "hey, sorry, we have to change the sheets, i shit the bed."

when she flips out, just say "well, i'm sorry it happened again. it's a problem i just can't seem to get rid of."

if she still wants you for life after that, then find the picture of tube girl and say "you'd look fawkin HAWT doing that!"

that should scare her off.

and before this thread gets too hijacked - reading comprehension is above and beyond most everyone that posted in this thread and thinks you have callouses on your dick OR that you have callouses on your hand from jerking off too much.

UA_Iron · Dec 4, 2004

callouses are from lifting people!!

they just dont feel too good when you're jerkin it

I've been trying to use my left hand more to keep muscle development even ya know.

DIVISION · Dec 4, 2004

UA_Iron said:
callouses are from lifting people!!

they just dont feel too good when you're jerkin it

I've been trying to use my left hand more to keep muscle development even ya know.

Keep Strokin', Young Nigga......

Tucson is waiting..........

DIV

Ulcasterdropout · Dec 4, 2004

UA_Iron said:
and I got this pulling sensation and hurt. I was like wtf!? I thought it could have been since I recently groomed that area and a rogue hair was causing the issues but NO!

I switched hands and it was fine. Took a look at my left hand and noticed how goddamn rough my callouses are.

conclusion: Rough hands are rough on the shaft, but wearing gloves is gay.

I'll get some pics if I can get some double A's

hahaha...I know this all too well.
I had to finally give in and use gloves on back/lat day.
I hate lube.

Pamela · Dec 4, 2004

RADAR said:
He's prepping his arm for mowing season, gotta be able to pull the crank on the ole mower!

RADAR

LOL!!

Any of you see the move Full Metal Jacket?

Ulcasterdropout · Dec 4, 2004

Pamela said:
LOL!!

Any of you see the move Full Metal Jacket?

about 90% of the male EF peeps

DIVISION · Dec 4, 2004

Ulcasterdropout said:
about 90% of the male EF peeps

^^^I sense a cry for help.....

Gomer Pyle? RU there?

DIV

:chomp:

Pamela · Dec 4, 2004

DIVISION said:
^^^I sense a cry for help.....

Gomer Pyle? RU there?

DIV

I've I've watched that twice in the last two weeks..

Ulcasterdropout · Dec 4, 2004

DIVISION said:
^^^I sense a cry for help.....

Gomer Pyle? RU there?

DIV

LEFT SHOULDER HUUUH!!!!!

.....This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is mine!!
My rifle is my best friend....
It is my life... I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless....Without my rifle I am useless!!
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me.
I will.....
[points rifle @ Division] :die:

DIVISION · Dec 4, 2004

Ulcasterdropout said:
LEFT SHOULDER HUUUH!!!!!

.....This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is mine!!
My rifle is my best friend....
It is my life... I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless....Without my rifle I am useless!!
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me.
I will.....
[points rifle @ Division]

Pyle was a Marine......I'm a soldier.....

You try and kill me, you'll have a platoon all over y0' silly jarhead azz....

:lmao:

DIV

Ulcasterdropout · Dec 4, 2004

DIVISION said:
Pyle was a Marine......I'm a soldier.....

You try and kill me, you'll have a platoon all over y0' silly jarhead azz....

DIV

I got skillz, trust this....
I don't venture into cities, bro. But in the wood, it's like my home.
No one could fuck with me out there.

DJ_UFO · Dec 4, 2004

KillahBee said:
Dude. just sit on your right arm for like 5 minutes til it falls asleep then wack away and pretend its a girl. fag

LMFAO!!!
never heard of that before...holy shit!!

I was strokin it...

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