I was just arrested!!!

[Evil_Frisky]

why was this thread opened again? Confused

Bran asked for it

 

[gotmilk]

Today is a low point on your IQ biorhythm, huh?

dang

 

[deltreefitness]

How'd you like to be chasesd by something much larger and stronger than you, snatched up from your home, and tossed in a trunk not knowing where you were going?

I'm not crazy PETA member but I do feel bad for animals being mistreated.

 

[gonelifting]

How'd you like to be chasesd by something much larger and stronger than you, snatched up from your home, and tossed in a trunk not knowing where you were going?

I'm not crazy PETA member but I do feel bad for animals being mistreated.

Listen bro, I fed the damn thing first. Feed me a Pizza and you could chase me all you want.

This is bullshit. Please remove these threads that incriminate me. I've paid my debt. I actually love duck now.


with lemon and a side of salad.

 

[musclemuscle]

STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!! What the hell was I thinking? You can definately get carried away in this internet world we`re in.

It started off as no big deal, I went to the park this morning with my daughter (tough life I know) She played on the swings and slides etc... for a while and we watched the DUCKS... DUCKS! Do they really not echo when they quack? hmmm let me see. I don`t know why, but I got this crazy idea I would take one home to find out. First of all, if you want a 2 year old to Laugh her ass off, Chase around a duck for a while... anyway, I get this thing into the trunk of my car and we`re heading home. I get to the fornt entrance of the park, when a policeman stops me to ask some questions. As he`s talking, the freaking duck is quacking it`s head off in my trunk, so when I answer him, I talk louder and louder to mask the quacking. long story short... I just got back from the police station AND I had to pay a $1500 fine for animal freaking cruelty! wtf? is that?

I swear I was`nt gonna do anything to harm the fucker, I just wanted to experiment for the echo. They did`nt buy that story and said I was lucky not to get health violation warrants on top of my fines.

What a morning! Lesson learned, A law is a law, no matter what your intentions are. I`m just sorry my kid had to see all that shit. She id LHAO at me chasing the duck though. That was priceless.

police.....

aren't they great!

 

[KillzwithPillz]

omg thats funny shit, bad about the $ tho, your daughter will never forget that story , "hey dad member that time" u quack me up dood

 

[pintoca]

this shit is hysterically funny!!!

So, this is where all the Duck-related jokes with Gonelifting come from...

 

[gonelifting]

this shit is hysterically funny!!!

So, this is where all the Duck-related jokes with Gonelifting come from...

No, that was from another incident. No one tell him.

 

[PussyWhipped]

Was the duck quacking louder and banging on the trunk hood like a mob kidnap victim when it heard the cop?

 

[Scotsman]

How'd you like to be chasesd by something much larger and stronger than you, snatched up from your home, and tossed in a trunk not knowing where you were going?

I'm not crazy PETA member but I do feel bad for animals being mistreated.

I've had it happen when I was younger, actuall riding in the trunk isn't that bad.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman